1. Verb. To protrude one's finger into one's anus in order to let others smell the heavenly aroma by placing the finger a couple inches away from the victim.
2. Noun. A small section given to people (usually customers) for free.
2. Noun. A small section given to people (usually customers) for free.
1. Guy: "Free SAMPLE!"
Guy2: *barfs*
2. Shop employee: "Would you like to try a free sample sir?"
Guy2: No thanks.
Guy2: *barfs*
2. Shop employee: "Would you like to try a free sample sir?"
Guy2: No thanks.
by lawlcakes999 September 24, 2007
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Simple Plan is:
Pierre Bouvier(vocals)
David Desrosiers(bass/vocals)
Sebastien Lefebvre(guitar/vocals)
Jeff Stinco(guitar)
Chuck Comeau(drums)
They currently have two albums out;
'No Pads, No Helmets...Just Balls'(2002)
and
'Still Not Getting Any... '(2004)
Simple Plan is:
Pierre Bouvier(vocals)
David Desrosiers(bass/vocals)
Sebastien Lefebvre(guitar/vocals)
Jeff Stinco(guitar)
Chuck Comeau(drums)
They currently have two albums out;
'No Pads, No Helmets...Just Balls'(2002)
and
'Still Not Getting Any... '(2004)
by Sunny Ðaze July 18, 2008
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by Lilly Rojas June 4, 2018
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Usually displays Neandotholic characteristics, such as basic intelligence, little co-ordination, unaware of social boundaries, poor hygene and basic needs(sex,food,sleep). Will dissapoint wherever possible. Must brag about any sexual conquest, usually to people who dont care. Will share information that the subject said he didnt want anyone to know about, to boost ego or seem momentarily interesting.
1.Errrrr, sex or food? Both.
Average Male: Jesus Christ you stink!
Simple Male: But i dipped my balls in the sink.
Average Male: Why is that acceptable?
Simple Male: Im off for a shag
Average Male: Jesus Christ you stink!
Simple Male: But i dipped my balls in the sink.
Average Male: Why is that acceptable?
Simple Male: Im off for a shag
by lijolwe March 17, 2009
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Friend 1- Dude, you were pretty drunk last night. Did you fall down while leaving the bar.
Drunkard- Yeah, I took a pavement sample and ruined my pants. I should have quit when the room started to spin.
Drunkard- Yeah, I took a pavement sample and ruined my pants. I should have quit when the room started to spin.
by jamison23 September 30, 2009
Get the pavement sample mug.A bible reference that one may use in a real-life situation to simplify a long-winded statement or decision by breaking it down in short form. (a.k.a simple chapter and verse).
Guy 1: You're going.
Guy 2: No I'm not.
Guy 1: Lemme break it down to you in simple chapter and verse, you're going!
Guy 2: No I'm not.
Guy 1: Lemme break it down to you in simple chapter and verse, you're going!
by the wedding crasher April 11, 2011
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