Younger sister

plain old parent suck up bitch

me: *does absolutely nothing*

Younger sister: *starts fake crying* Ahhhh mom dad she punched me!

Parents: GROUNDED FOR LIFE YOUNG LADY

by Maddgymstar October 12, 2019

gum sitter

Great genitalia trick to be done while sitting down. This is accomplished when you sneak part of your sack out of your fly and hold it to the chair your sitting in. Then rise as much as you can while saying "awww man, looks like I sat in some gum."

Rebecca saw bill's nuts while he was doing the "gum sitter" for a couple of buddies.

by B*rad August 13, 2007

Shaft Shifter

A Person who often gives hand or blow jobs.

Person 1 - See her?

Person 2 - Yeah

Person 1 - She gave Bill a blow job and Ben a handjob!

Person 2 - Really? What a Shaft Shifter!

Person 1 - I Know Right!

by 98JoeC November 29, 2012

rod sisters

When two chicks have fucked the same dude. They are considered rod siters.

"Dude. We both fucked that guy! Now we are rod sisters!"

by JellybeanTheStriper February 26, 2015

your sister a mister lol

One of the more gritty underground roasts, please use with extreme caution. May cause recipient to go into an anaphylactic shock, epileptic fit and or straight up seizure. Other side effects which have been known to be a consequence of this insult includes full-blown autism or an addition of a chromosome.

Sarah: Your mother is a child-beating, cheap whorewho has achieved nothing manage to trap a man to have a child with her, a massive mistake... you. That mistake is you, you unloved virgin.

Janet: your sister a mister lol

Sarah: *Develops autism and literally fucking dies from her throat closing up*

by Joey Gobbless March 24, 2018

Squid Sisters

Splatoon idol group consisting of Callie and Marie. their music is impossible to not listen to.

Person 1: what kind of music do you listen to?
Person 2: *Squid Sisters intensifies* enough said

by hunterthebird February 26, 2020

Mark's Sisters

Females who look like hairdressers (regardless of whether they may or may not be hairdressers). Generally characterised by heavily styled/coloured hair and a genre of clothing specific to the profession. Name derived from the salon "Peter Mark".

Whoa, check out those Mark's Sisters. Their directional haircuts, general black clothing (with signature elements of strong primary colour), and leggings are nice.

by PopeMichael October 7, 2009