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binge shopping

Human beings(usually the female sex) shop till dey drop during the holidays. They shop occasionally but wait until the holidays for their enjoyment to really in soak the shopping season
Becka, Trish, and Alanna got shop drunk when they were binge shopping in the mall yesterday. I wonder what they got me.
by Flava Doug October 21, 2010
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grocery shopping

Having sex with a girl, or guy, who has a colostomy bag, while his/her colostomy bag is filling up.
"I was doing this chick who recently had surgery on her anus, and all of a sudden, I look down at her colostomy bag and realize that I was grocery shopping."
by Mike D. March 25, 2005
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Dummy shopping

Using stolen credit cards to purchase expensive goods. An illegal activity.
"I do dummy shopping on the side to pay off my student loans."
by golgo47 September 13, 2022
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One Stop Shopping

A girl who's willing to perform vaginal, oral, and anal sex.
"Yeah, that girl is total one stop shopping--she'll take it in any hole!"
by One Stop Shopper October 17, 2011
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Mustafa Shopping Centre

Singapore’s popular hangout for migrant workers, and a destination of choice for budget tourists, which is arguably ground zero for the high number of corona infected cases that had plagued the “fine” island-state.
Although safe distancing measures were in place at the dormitories long before the lockdown started on April 7, with thousands of migrant workers socializing and shopping at Mustafa Shopping Centre on their off days, it’d have been a miracle or modern-day Passover had God graciously and completely spared the mostly Hindu and Muslim migrants from the coronavirus.
by MathPlus January 5, 2021
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Cart Shopping

WARNING: THIS ACT SHOULD SHALL NOT BE ATTEMPTED IN REAL LIFE. THIS IS A HYPOTHETICAL ACT THAT IF PHYSICALLY RE-ENACTED, WILL PROBABLY LEAD TO YOUR FORCED DEPARTURE OF YOUR LOCAL MARKET, WITH OR WITHOUT YOUR GROCERY STORE PURCHASES.

Cart shopping is when you go into your local grocery store, armed with your shopping list, but instead of taking your items off of the shelves, you can only take the items on your list from other patron's shopping carts. The trick is not getting caught. If you do get caught, you immediately have to forfeit all of your items, and go and but ten quarts of mayonnaise.
Old Lady: Oi! I saw you try and take that kielbasa! You, you, you. . . Cart Shopper! Now go on and get yourself some mayonnaaaaiiise!

Cartshopper: *places mayonnaise on cash register conveyer belt*

Cashier: . . . Cart shopping?

Cartshopper: *nods*

Cashier: ROFL
by Pi@noguy January 9, 2011
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Power Shopping

when you go shopping, and you don't know what hurts the most: your feet, your wallet, or your arms (from holding the bags).
Megan: "Maddie, we are a power shopping dream team. no, wait. we're better than power shoppers."

Maddie: "What do you mean? My wallet is already hospitalized and i can't walk another foot. how are we not power shoppers?"

Megan: "Because we built a shopping robot to carry the bags for us."
by ben d. over January 8, 2013
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