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A person who constantly rants about the dangers of alcohol, usually while you are drinking. This person will most likely start these rants, regardless of how much you are drinking. May also refer to someone who likes to literally take shits in beer.
Dean: You know how John died? He Drank too much! Do you want to die too? You know lots of people die every year from alcohol. Are you listening to me? Pay attention!
Andrew: Shut up Dean. Don't be a Beer Shitter.
Andrew: Shut up Dean. Don't be a Beer Shitter.
by Johny Penguin May 2, 2008
Get the Beer Shitter mug.A secret shitter is one who poops more then the normal person, yet denies even pooping once.
Mike Taylor has been caught doing this evil thing atleast 5 times. Many more instances have happend where people think he was shitting but couldnt be sure, but he has been caught in the act 5 times or more.
He has been known to cover up pooping with excuses such as "Im brushing my teeth" or "Im taking a shower"
Mike Taylor has been caught doing this evil thing atleast 5 times. Many more instances have happend where people think he was shitting but couldnt be sure, but he has been caught in the act 5 times or more.
He has been known to cover up pooping with excuses such as "Im brushing my teeth" or "Im taking a shower"
Chris- Mike i know your shitting
Mike- No im not im brushing my teeth
Chris- Yeah sure, just admit it
Mike- Im gonna cock back my arm and act like im gonna hit you while looking stupid.
Chris-Yeah whats new you secret shitter.
Mike- No im not im brushing my teeth
Chris- Yeah sure, just admit it
Mike- Im gonna cock back my arm and act like im gonna hit you while looking stupid.
Chris-Yeah whats new you secret shitter.
by Christopher G. Webb March 12, 2009
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The goal of the game is to get rid of your hand before the other 3 players. the person with the 3 of clubs starts out the game by placing it in the center. ina clockwise fashion, each player puts down a similar (single, double, triple, 4-of-a-kind, striaght, etc) that is greater than the card before it. After the first round of playing, the player who got rid of their hand the quickest becomes "King"; the next player is the "Queen"; the next is "Jack"; the the player last becomes the "Shitter". After the titles are given, the King takes 2 cards of his choice from the Shitter and gives back 2 of his own. The same goes for the Queen and the Jack, except only one card is exchanged.
The goal of the game is to get rid of your hand before the other 3 players. the person with the 3 of clubs starts out the game by placing it in the center. ina clockwise fashion, each player puts down a similar (single, double, triple, 4-of-a-kind, striaght, etc) that is greater than the card before it. After the first round of playing, the player who got rid of their hand the quickest becomes "King"; the next player is the "Queen"; the next is "Jack"; the the player last becomes the "Shitter". After the titles are given, the King takes 2 cards of his choice from the Shitter and gives back 2 of his own. The same goes for the Queen and the Jack, except only one card is exchanged.
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by avenger_vincent December 13, 2007
Get the scatter pussy mug.The absolute highest rating of drunkeness; any drunker will result in severe brain damage, blindness, and the possibility of death. The person in this state speaks ever so retardedly, has no balance whatsoever, and has pissed and/or shat themselves repeatedly. When/if the person sobers up completely, they will have no recollection of the previous night and their brain will erase knowledge of their grandmothers second cousins sisters maiden name.
Josmar was twisted fuckin shatted shitfaced retadded last night, giving everyone laughs and great fear that he may die right in front of them.
by RJ Wells December 12, 2006
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