September 7

The day the guys with the biggest cocks are born on. They usually get all the hoes.

He was born on September 7 so he must have a giant cock and all the hoes.

by Big daddy 550 October 22, 2020

September 8th National give head day

You can give anyone head or you can receive head

" why tf are you sucking my d"

It's September 8th national give head day
Oh keep going then

by Million.dollar.pussay September 6, 2021

September 28

Kiss the person you like the most on the lips

“September 28-The day where you can kiss anyone you want on the lips

by nev.Timmy September 16, 2021

september 10

National choke on a dick day

Its September 10th, time to choke on my bf's dick

by Suckalottadick May 25, 2018

September 21

If your born on this day you have a massive cock!💦🍆

I was born on “September 21.”No wonder his cock is huge! I might have to fuck him!

by Big *ick ni**a November 4, 2019

September 17th

Today is the day when you can slap anyones ass and they can not say nothin about it and cannot complain. And if they do they have to kiss ur ass.

Justice: "slaps ass"
Huge dude with mucles: Aye wtf man!!
Justice: Its September 17th mf kiss my ass!!!

by the nerd with a turd May 1, 2020

September 17

A date the swaggy kewl kids were born on. If you were born on september 17, your probably a crackhead.

“Hey that girl looks like she was born on september 17”

“Why”

“Because of the crackhead swag energy she gives off”

by Yeehawyeeeeeeehdhshshshs October 31, 2019