Doing someone doggy style and secretly slipping on a Santa hat, while continuing sexual intercourse.
by tg2069 May 6, 2010
Get the Secret Santa mug.Anything that may influence circumstances so that one may continue in one's current employment, regardless whether the job actually needs to be performed.
by Downstrike May 21, 2004
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When someone farts in an elevator, quickly leaves, then sends the elevator to another floor for someone else to enjoy.
Hey Eric, Adam just sent Blake a secret tilly on the 3rd floor. Damn, that smells worse than Josh's "mustard" sandwiches.
by 6-ways-to-Sunday December 17, 2008
Get the secret tilly mug.That's what Wall St. masters used to hear when their wannabe slaves from all around the world say word 'SWAG' :)
John Smith: Hey man! I jus farted... so much SWAG!
Mr. Rothschild: Secretly We Are Goy? Props to you, Johnny! Good boy. Now empty your pockets...
Mr. Rothschild: Secretly We Are Goy? Props to you, Johnny! Good boy. Now empty your pockets...
by Eu Ma March 21, 2013
Get the Secretly We Are Goy mug.1. The personification of absolute divine* retribution.
*Superhuman; godlike.
2. The willing dispatchers of spilt beer can goblins, and those that have a bouncy walk.
3. Regulators,regulated.
4. Ones willing to grab nappy, smelly dreadlocks, to gain control of a thief, in order to regulate the theft of merchandise.
latin: absolutus talio-onis
*Superhuman; godlike.
2. The willing dispatchers of spilt beer can goblins, and those that have a bouncy walk.
3. Regulators,regulated.
4. Ones willing to grab nappy, smelly dreadlocks, to gain control of a thief, in order to regulate the theft of merchandise.
latin: absolutus talio-onis
1. Did you see that store security agent tackle that can goblin?
2. That store security agent just punched out that bouncy walking meth fiend.
2. That store security agent just punched out that bouncy walking meth fiend.
by THE DCT November 10, 2004
Get the Store Security Agent mug.An otherwise pretty girl who wears nerdy/ugly glasses like the sterotypical secretary in cheesey 1970s' porno films; when she whips those glasses off, the prudish nerd vanishes to reveal a sultry sexy kitten, ready to pounce. It's analogous to Clark Kent turning into Superman just by taking off his glasses.
Jenny chose her new glasses to try and make guys take her more seriously by trying to tone down her attractiveness, but they've only made look like a porno secretary.
by Rogue_Elephant1 May 22, 2011
Get the porno secretary mug.FNaF Security Breach is a game made by Scott Cawthon the creator of the previous FNaF games. It also has a bunch of sexy characters like Montgomery Gator
by Monty fan December 24, 2021
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