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Schleem

A Schleem is a magestic beast made out of rubber cocks,
Person one: Have you ever heard of the Schleem?
Person two: I've heard that it's a mythical beast made of dildos.
by Big Bussy Femboy Enjoyer July 17, 2023
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Schmee

Noun. Plural. Personal home decor, particularly things on shelves in common areas.
None of my schmee is from Z Gallerie.
by Kazooielouie September 6, 2023
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Schmee

Noun. Plural. Personal home decor, particularly things on shelves in common areas.
None of my schmee is from Z Gallerie.
by Kazooielouie September 6, 2023
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Schmee

Common slang in buckhead, atlanta for a vape pen, especially one owned by a high school student.
Can be used as a verb, or even an adjective.
Yesterday I saw Zach looking for his schmee in his car.
Drew and his friends were indulging in schmee at the party.
by nekcalf October 4, 2023
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Schmeezy

When a overzealous MxBikes rider, with no chips or steeze, thinks he’s riding excellent but is actually mid.
“He thought he was riding on rails but was schmeezy.”
by Juno Hoo October 15, 2023
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Schleep sedule

A slightly garbled up version of "sleep schedule" to express your tiredness.
Alternatively this can be used as a way to imply that you or someone else have a horrible sleep schedule that needs to be fixed.

When you know someone has been pulling too many all-nighters or generally doesn't sleep at consistent times, you'd tell them to fix their schleep sedule.
Person 1: "Dude you look tired, shouldn't you sleep?"

Person 2: "I gotta fix my *schleep sedule*, last night I went to bed at 5 AM."

Example 2

Person 1 (Tired): Has big bags under his eyes and looks like he's about to fall over.

Person 2: "Go to bed man, fix your schleep sedule."
by C_Corpze October 26, 2024
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schmeeking

(pronounced SHa-MEek-king) is the act when you shove a speaker up your anus, preferably with heavy bass (so it vibrates more). than you play your favorite song, making the speaker vibrate, releasing a extreme amount of dopamine into your brain. as this happens, you can goon, edge, or jelq your cock.

WARNING: once you schmeek, you will never return to normal, your dopamine receptors will be fried.
Jacob: "yo dude, gimmie your speaker real quick, I have to schmeek!"
Evers: "Jacob, I know you like schmeeking, but my speaker is covered in nut. you need to stop"
by jacoblovestogoon247 November 25, 2024
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