Schmidt

When your favorite sports team starts losing, and you straight ghost everyone to avoid the online ridicule.

Dude , Robert pulled a Schmidt on us again because the Brewers suck!

by Willie Fisterguts April 9, 2021

Schmuck

A incompetent twerp who is a complete moron, and usually has no teeth and is a EDL member.

NDL NDL NDL NDL

"Your all a bunch of schmucks and I've got more teeth than all of you combined": NDL Supreme Leader

by ooooooofffles June 8, 2021

Schmado

The nickname for a retard.

Schmado failed his biology final. NERD

by oi_crispy June 21, 2021

Schmuck

Steve

Send me your email ya schmuck!

by Noobieboobie69 August 30, 2021

Schmuck

a person who catches feelings easily

Nick is such a schmuck he just met this girl.

by feelingcatcher473 November 6, 2021

schmuck

a schmuck is a word used to describe someone. if used, it would be used in a negative way. it can be someone who did something resulting in the disappointment and dislike from someone else.

person a: did u see what cheeky bab did?
person b: ikr what a schmuck

by sophiaa_ November 15, 2021

Schmodifier

When you are playing Dungeons and Dragons and you ask for a modifier on a stupid roll.

Player: I want to roll to seduce the castle wall.

Dungeon Master: Roll performance.

Player: I rolled a 12!

Dungeon master: What’s your Schmodifier?

by Modern K. February 16, 2022