Samuel

I giant lanky cunt sometimes he can be nice but sometimes he takes things to far always on about the rude things in life . In school he was kid who wants the best grades

Hi samuel

by The Ruscoe January 19, 2019

Samuel

Samuel is a very hot guy. He probably says he straight however he is gay. The boys that Samuel are most attracted to are Owens

Samuel wants to kiss Owen

by Realweal December 8, 2019

samuel l jackson

The tightest nigga ever, the most kick ass actor ever, has been in so many kick ass movies and played so many kick ass characters. He has been a jedi, a cartoon super hero, a drug dealer (on a few occasions), a secret agent, a member of swat, a scientist, a basket ball coach and Shaft just to name a few characters
Plus some of the movies he has been in include
Star Wars, Shaft, GTA (Game), Pulp Fiction, Coach Carter, SWAT, Die Hard 3, the 51st State, Deep Blue Sea, Kiss of Death, and Jurrasic Park

White Guy: who is Samuel l Jackson?
Black Guy: What, cracker whats wrong with you, he his only the tightest nigga ever, who is every fuckin movie that kicks ass
White Guy: What like titanic
Black Guy: Dam you white boys need to see more pimpin movies,im talkin shit like Pulp Fiction and Shaft
White Guy: What?
Black Guy: Oh shit nigga, Jackson is God. And not the nigga who is now white, the one who is still a nigga

by that british guy February 4, 2006

Samurai

Samurai facts:

-Samurai's can outrun there shadow
-Samurai's penetrate bullets
-Samurai's can stop a train at 200 mph by poking it
-Samurai's don't sleep, they plan the next move
-Samurai's fart can enhance human beings, too bad they don't fart in society
-Samurai's can kill a human being with a blade of grass
-Samurai's eat Gold and drink Mercury
-Samurai's can catch a moving bullet with their teeth
-Samurai's only use there Katanas if there life is in danger, too bad it never happens
-Samurai's tears seal wounds
-Samurai's daily exercise includes finger stands, push ups using your nose, and stopping shurikens with two fingers
-Samurai's never stops moving
-Samurai's bench the empire state building
-Samurai's march creates earth quakes
-Samurai's war cry creates thunder and lightning
-If someone saw a Samurai's face, their eyes would burn out, and their skin would melt
-One Samurai = 200 Ninjas
-Samurai's are better than ninjas

Guy 1 - Dude, You see Takemoto over there?
Guy 2 - Yea he's a Samurai

by Thad Badassle May 6, 2011

Samurai Karasu

one of the coolest dudes on the planet and don't you question it >:

Samurai Karasu > ALFY and Ashley combined. =o

by DarkMatter October 7, 2004

SamuraiXmas

A holiday celebrated in secret by the samurai of feudal japan. In feudal japan christianity was forbidden because it was the cause of an uprising at the city of shimabara. Thousands of Christians perished in the genocide and those that remained worshipped in secret.

The number one rule of SamuraiXmas..you do not talk about SamuraiXmas

by The Christian Samurai March 24, 2005

samueljacksonafobia

Fear of Samuel Jackson

After i watched snakes on a plane, i had samueljacksonafobia

by Jamie Williams January 17, 2008