The JL Obesity Scale (thx John)
Category 1: Slightly overweight with between 0 and 3 rolls
Category 2: Obviously larger than most but not yet considered hopeless
Category 3: The first level of obesity, usually charactorized by a constant hunger for fatty foods
Category 4: Probably the largest person you know, but there are bigger. If you get between them and food...its over.
Category 5: One of the top 15 most obese people in the State, charactorized by empty vending machines and several pizza boxes in their locker. These people are known to be extremely dangerous and we encourage you not to feed them.
Category 6: The most easily recognized of all overweights, charactorized by clogged arteries, a blanket over your face, and several people trying to revive you. Also are commonly known to have custom made coffins to fit their obeseness
Category 1: Slightly overweight with between 0 and 3 rolls
Category 2: Obviously larger than most but not yet considered hopeless
Category 3: The first level of obesity, usually charactorized by a constant hunger for fatty foods
Category 4: Probably the largest person you know, but there are bigger. If you get between them and food...its over.
Category 5: One of the top 15 most obese people in the State, charactorized by empty vending machines and several pizza boxes in their locker. These people are known to be extremely dangerous and we encourage you not to feed them.
Category 6: The most easily recognized of all overweights, charactorized by clogged arteries, a blanket over your face, and several people trying to revive you. Also are commonly known to have custom made coffins to fit their obeseness
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1/4 - Hugging
1/2 - Hand holding
2/3 - Cuddling
1 - Kissing
2 - Kissing whilst cuddling
3 - Making out whilst sitting or standing
4 - Making out whilst cuddling
5 - Making out on top of someone
6 - Feeling up
7 - Fingering/handjob
8 - Fingering/handjob with orgasm
9 - Oral
10 - Sex
1/4 - Hugging
1/2 - Hand holding
2/3 - Cuddling
1 - Kissing
2 - Kissing whilst cuddling
3 - Making out whilst sitting or standing
4 - Making out whilst cuddling
5 - Making out on top of someone
6 - Feeling up
7 - Fingering/handjob
8 - Fingering/handjob with orgasm
9 - Oral
10 - Sex
Girl #1 - "Gurl! Have you 10ed him yet?"
Girl #2 - "Naw, we've only 8ed. Do you think I'm some kind of whore?"
Girl #1 - "Well, you 7ed on the first date, so I figured you've 10ed by now."
Girl #2 - "Shut yo ass up, bitch!"
Boy - "Hayy, let's 10."
Girl - "Hayyy, no thanks."
Girl - "We 1/2ed and it was really cute!"
Boy - "How far on the Scale of Whoritude have you gone?"
Girl - "I've only 1ed."
Girl #2 - "Naw, we've only 8ed. Do you think I'm some kind of whore?"
Girl #1 - "Well, you 7ed on the first date, so I figured you've 10ed by now."
Girl #2 - "Shut yo ass up, bitch!"
Boy - "Hayy, let's 10."
Girl - "Hayyy, no thanks."
Girl - "We 1/2ed and it was really cute!"
Boy - "How far on the Scale of Whoritude have you gone?"
Girl - "I've only 1ed."
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Numbers on the scale correspond to the following:
1: Angels weep at the mere existence of such an ugly creature
2: Disgusting, revolting, or otherwise vile
3: A trash compactor could improve her features
4: The sight of her is tolerable, if not desired
5: Average. If inebriated, you would consider her attractive
6: Not half bad
7: Recognizable as an appealing partner for reproduction
8: Stories are told and grins shared over obtaining her digits
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Numbers on the scale correspond to the following:
1: Angels weep at the mere existence of such an ugly creature
2: Disgusting, revolting, or otherwise vile
3: A trash compactor could improve her features
4: The sight of her is tolerable, if not desired
5: Average. If inebriated, you would consider her attractive
6: Not half bad
7: Recognizable as an appealing partner for reproduction
8: Stories are told and grins shared over obtaining her digits
9: Radiant, beautiful, and otherwise worthy of praise
10: A goddess. Dicks of all ages rise in salute as she walks by.
An essential tool in any gentleman's toolbox, the 1-10 scale allows for the safe counsel of friends. Never allow a bro to have any genital contact with a female below a 4.
Words of wisdom for the 1-10 scale (of female attractiveness) - If she's a three, let her be. If she's an eight, try to mate. If she's a ten, try again.
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1-Witch, beast,bitch, monster. A very mean person, someone that no one likes. Self-centered with a huge ego.
Not a single once of kindness.
2-Awful, one with an ugly personality. Normally a self-absored weasel.
3-Plain mean, always mean, always will be mean.
4-Below average/unattractive personality, may appeal to mind as well.
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6-Above average personality. Barely an angel but not a devil.
7-Nice, pretty nice. Sometimes mean, sweet and sour.
8-Friendly, your average friendly person, normally smart, too.
9-Nice, kind, sweet, friendly, often book smart and very street smart. Knows how to treat other people because they want to be treated the same way.
10-An angel, sweet, kind, friendly, nice, beautiful personality, smart, wise, can never hold a grudge or hurt anyone. Doesn't exist but the closet one can get is 9.9.
1-Witch, beast,bitch, monster. A very mean person, someone that no one likes. Self-centered with a huge ego.
Not a single once of kindness.
2-Awful, one with an ugly personality. Normally a self-absored weasel.
3-Plain mean, always mean, always will be mean.
4-Below average/unattractive personality, may appeal to mind as well.
5-Average, the personality of an average person. May be slightly mean but only in certain situations.
6-Above average personality. Barely an angel but not a devil.
7-Nice, pretty nice. Sometimes mean, sweet and sour.
8-Friendly, your average friendly person, normally smart, too.
9-Nice, kind, sweet, friendly, often book smart and very street smart. Knows how to treat other people because they want to be treated the same way.
10-An angel, sweet, kind, friendly, nice, beautiful personality, smart, wise, can never hold a grudge or hurt anyone. Doesn't exist but the closet one can get is 9.9.
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1) Fool
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4) Moron!
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6) Dumbass!
7) Fucking asshat!
8) Dipshit!
9) Retard.
10) Fucking dumbass!!
2) Idiot
3) Stupid!
4) Moron!
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6) Dumbass!
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