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Sadsturbate 

When you cry while masturbating. Usually occurs on a Saturday night after realizing that you'll die alone.
Realized I'll never find true love and decided to sadsturbate the pain and emotional turmoil away.

iraqi sand goggle

taking your balls and placing them over your girlfriends eyes while you shit in her mouth...
GREG: i just got done giving my girlfriend an iraqi sand goggle!

JONNY: oh o bet she loved that!

GREG: yeah im not touching that face for a while
iraqi sand goggle by travisbeal51 September 29, 2008

pack sand up your ass 

The term "pack sand up your ass" refers to someone being completely pissed off at someone else. They are hoping and wishing that this said person would experience the most uncomfortable, irritating, violating and very painful feeling up inside their anus cavity similar to having someone pack beach sand forcefully into their rectum.
Jeffery had taken the liberty to take Lonnie's brand new guitar out of the case and try to play it. While fimbling, fumbling and farting around with it with his greasy , dirty, little inexperienced fingers, he broke 3 of the six strings right off the guitar. When arriving home late that night, Lonnie noticed the guitar was missing from the case. Much to his surprize, Lonnie found Jeffery in his pig sty of his room with the new guitar lying in a corner on the floor with the 3 strings missing. Lonnie (now in an extreme state of rage) told Jeffery to "pack sand up your ass" and actually really meant it.

Go pound sand up the eye of your cock 

Extended, modified version of the traditional expression "go pound sand", use this version when you really want that special someone to fuck off.
Dave: Dude, you owe my 5$!

Kyle: Dave, I don't have your money, go pound sand up the eye of your cock.

sand gook 

Any Arab or member of an ethnic group that inhabits the desert regions of the Middle East, so-called for reasons unknown, but possibly because U.S. military forces are having just as difficult a time defeating them as they did the Vietnamese. Any genetic relationship between sand gooks and "regular" gooks is purely speculative at this time.
Charles: See, first we went to Vietnam to kill the gooks, now we've got to kill these fucking sand gooks. Then we're going to put out a special 75-page section in the newspaper devoted to my narcissism and filled with quotes I think are brilliant, but are really just the product of my wandering, irrational mind. This special section will be a way for me to compensate for my microscopic genitalia.
sand gook by KingChotch December 9, 2007
someone who slows you down either by their pure retardedness or by their unwillingness to cooperate.
Jason: Hey Joe! Quit being a sandbag and get your ass in the car before i come woop your ass!
sandbag by Auneeezy October 10, 2005