sameface

Slang for a person that is quite brutally mentally inadequate. Originating from a joke popular amoungst many circles of people in the Johnson City area. The original joke was told in some version of the following exchange;

Person 1: "Did you see that sameface?"

Person 2: "Whats a 'sameface'?"

Person 1: "Ya'know how retards all make the same face!"

*The teller of the joke than proceeds to imitate the blissful gurgling and awkwardly mechanical gestures and expressions of the severly retarded*

Did you see all those slipknot fans tripping over their pants that were obviosly at least 17 sizes too big? HAHA! Fuckin samefaces!

by Kreiger_55 April 30, 2006

Ever the same

A great song by Rob Thomas.

Fall on me
Tell me everything you want me to be
Forever with you
Forever in me
Ever the same

by Jay Star April 26, 2006

Andy Samberg

n. A finishing maneuver during sexual intercourse;
Similar to the "money shot" but sloppier

See: "careless sploosh"

Liam: "Hey man, I totally Andy Samberg'd my girl in the car earlier."

Peter: "I can tell, bro...it's everywhere."

by Sandbox Czar July 27, 2011

samen

a japanese word for sperm.

Oh, your samen went all over me!

by thezguy June 19, 2008

SAME SEX MARRIAGE

A "same sex marriage" is someone who has crows feet and looks like a woman, but doesn't have a menstrual cycle, so is a man.

Doctor: "Did you see any blood coming from between its legs?"
Patients husband: "No. Is my wife a same sex marriage then, Doc?"
Doctor: "Yeah, it looks like yr wifes a man!!! Get off the 321 bus"
Patients husband: "But all she's got is a CO2 emitting car for me to drive"
Doctor: "I'm afraid its no longer within our remit."
Patients Husband: "But what about the environment?"

by Usebleach August 3, 2020

Handy Samberg

When one is given a hand job on a boat or watercraft.

Man, me and my girl went out on the lake in my boat and she gave me a Handy Samberg.

by iMURDER December 15, 2010

Same

A omnipresent meaning orginated from brotherhood.

"Same"

by Mark April 12, 2003