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toilet stroke

When you have to go to the bathroom but are constipated, so you push really hard until the forehead vein is visibly beating, you see spots and become light headed.
(to someone exiting a bathroom stall)
Hey man! you ok? You need help getting your balance. I see your forehead vein pounding!
(second guy) Nah man, I'm alright just a little light headed form that toilet stroke......
by santacruzjt December 19, 2013
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Pilgrim Stroke

I was so desperate I pulled a Pilgrim Stroke to some old porn.
by Webflys September 21, 2018
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Lazy stroke

When a male is having sexual intercourse and is too late in pulling out before ejaculation.
I was smashin' this chick the other day and I caught a lazy stroke. My pullout game is getting weak.
by DSkeet June 16, 2019
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Stroke face

The face one wears while attempting speech, only to have it come out as a jumble of nonsense.
Ex. Jimmy attempted to ask his friend a question, but got stroke face in the process.
by Carlos smitty June 19, 2021
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tandum stroke

In a circle jerk, when you use one of your own hands and the hand of the individual next to you.
Me and my bros had a great tandum stroke last night!
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submarine stroke

When you get jacked off in a hot tub or pool.
"Why aren't you allowed at the public pool?"
Sarah gave me a submarine stroke
by Nolangiard777 August 17, 2017
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Wanker Stroke

As someone finishes masturbating and ejaculates into their hands, they clap to make both hands sticky with Semen. Then they continue to stroke their penis with there sticky semen hands.
by Wanker Stroke February 26, 2017
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