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Stannard

Now a surname, used to be a Scottish clan that worked as claymore-wielding mercenaries because they pretty much sucked at everything else. They tried farming, and they just weren't good at it.
So instead of reaping fields, the Stannard clan reaped tares from the living, of course, for a steep price and a fee of 50 gold per head.
by Henroshi August 7, 2008
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High Standards

A person who demands an extremely specific person to be their lover. It is usually very hard for someone with High Standards to meet a compatible person, but if all standards are met, she is a keeper.
"Ugh, I hate my love life."

"What's wrong Bob?"
"This girl I met is a Christian, Gamer, Speaks 15 languages, and is a black belt in karate! But she isn't a Virgin smh. She doesn't meet my standards, so I'm going to have to let her go."

"Well, that's what happens when you have High Standards."
by unoriginalUmbrella November 1, 2019
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Community Standards

The official constitution of Nazi Germany… and also Facebook. A set of secret rules, enforced by bots, and meant to censor people, um I mean maintain a safe environment for all.
You’ve violated Facebook’s Community Standards! You are hereby under arrest and sentenced to 30 days in prison!
by FegelFatso September 15, 2021
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Urban dictionary standards

1. something managed primarily by urban dictionary editors, not really any set of policy.

2. Something that maybe once existed, but now have been radically reduced judging that the likes of suicide wank and badly wrapped kebab exist, it seems as if their quality standards may have gone from "Useful and necessary controversial contributions" to "lol sex".

3. synonym for inexistence

4. something that produces a large quantity of clever yet utterly useless definitions, such as this one
My definition of boner garage is totally gonna go down well with those urban dictionary editors, it's up to the urban dictionary standards.

My definition of antidisestablishmentarianism was denied in place of a contribution about eminem's wang. #urbandictionarystandards

Hah, you have a girlfriend like urban dictionary standards exist.

My definition is totally going to pass urban dictionary standards, because it's clever.
by whatsitooyah April 28, 2014
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person of enormous standards

Someone who acts like a cunt. Long for poes (the Afrikaans word for a cunt)
" Wow, that driver who just cut me off is a Person Of Enormous Standards
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d e standar

"d e standar" is a term used whenever you do something sick while playing a game, and instead of overreacting you play it cool because it's the standard. It derives from the Norwegian sentence "Det er standarden" translating to "It's the standard" in english.

d e standar is a Steam group with "d e standar" useable as a clan tag in CS:GO.
Person 1: "Holy shit Chris! Was that an ace???"

Person 2: "Yeah, but d e standar."

Person 1: "d e standar."
by eNdwe December 7, 2021
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One Night Standards

The incredibly low standards a man has for women, when he's drunk, horny, and doesn't want a relationship.
Jeff fucked Victoria because he has low one night standards, which is why he never called her back.
by rogerthewhale May 19, 2014
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