Sneeze button

What the snooze button looks like when you are half asleep and not wearing eyeglasses (when you normally wear eyeglasses)

*Morning alarm comes from smartphone*

Phone screen (according to my eyes): "Sneeze"

Me: *hits the snooze button*

*ten minutes later*

*Morning alarm goes off again*

Me: "Fuck! I overslept. Why did I hit the sneeze button?"

by Leopards14 December 6, 2023

Sneeze

Something dads do really well.

Never in my life have I heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume.

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 2, 2022

Sneezed my balls off

When you have a nasty ass cold, and you sneeze so hard that you feel your balls are sucked in and your eyeballs are popping out

Man that's a nasty cold, I sneezed my balls off all night long.

by DrInfidel January 7, 2014

Sneezing Damage

When you're so close to dying that you would probably drop dead if someone or something merely sneezed on you.

Has nothing to do with Covid-19.

By the time we finally defeated that boss, most of my squad was at sneezing damage. To make matters worse, we had no health kits...

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 13, 2021

Sneezing into the heater

Eating pussy. Giving oral pleasure to a female

I got her off by sneezing into the heater.

by StingerMissile September 4, 2021

Cock sneeze

A person who acts like a proper knob jockey is often referred to as a cock sneeze who should have been shot into a man sized kleenex tissue

Fat boy was known for being a bit of a cock sneeze & everyone agreed

General population "Fat boy's a complete cock sneeze he's as useful as used condom in a crisis

by The Shadow of invisible people July 20, 2025

Jersey Sneeze

Originating in New Jersey, the Jersey Sneeze is the act of performing an obnoxiously loud and over the top sneeze that can be heard from a long distance. They know what they are doing, they simply don’t care. It’s a Jersey thing.

What was that noise? Oh that’s Tim down the hall with his classic Jersey Sneeze

by deezwhiskey February 21, 2025