Trouser Sneeze

Ejaculation in one's own pants, literally. Metaphorically used as an expression of ecstatic excitement.
"Did you just snow your dacks?"
"You bet I did! I just had a massive trouser sneeze"
by Gruntie Stevie September 21, 2019
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unicorn sneeze

Another word for the combination of ejaculating and the cum produced with it.
"He released a unicorn sneeze into the sock, tossed it towards the wash bin with gay abandon and fell asleep".
by LaxTerry24 December 18, 2017
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Sneeze Impotence

The phenomenon of feeling like you’re about to sneeze, and then, you do not sneeze.
I thought I had to sneeze, and then didn’t. I even looked at a bright light and it didn’t happen. I got sneeze impotence.
by 011000110 August 27, 2022
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"escape hatch" sneeze

Refers to a humongous "ah-choo!" that you consciously "divert" or "re-direct" the air-blast force of through your throat and out your mouth --- rather than letting it travel its "standard" path through your sinuses and out your nose --- thereby reducing the risk of a "wet 'n' messy" spray from your nostrils. Of course, you should still always cover your nose and mouth to minimize germy emanations in any case.
Performing the "escape hatch" sneeze can indeed often allow for cleaner nasal-cannon discharging, but it can also lead to hoarseness and a painful throat if excessively utilized in a fairly short period of time.
by QuacksO September 22, 2020
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make that dog sneeze

An old basketball term that identifies as making baskets with hitting all net. The swish sound is supposedly similar to a dog sneezing
Good luck in your basketball game. Go make that dog sneeze!
by 12yanG0 August 21, 2022
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Not to be sneezed at

not to be rejected without careful consideration; worth having or taking into account.
by Arminkshipper July 27, 2024
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hand sneeze

Man, you should've seen my hand sneeze last night!
by Artie Chokes November 25, 2021
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