slavalicious

A term used for Russian people who are too sexy to be called anything else

"wow...this Russian guy is so slavalicious..."

by Friendly Assassin March 6, 2009

slavalization

When someone is working extremely long hours with extremely low salary like a slave, and even letting the company let him/her treat them like, not standing up but only complaining forever and ever, he/she is in the slavalization process given by the company and him/herself.

Maria: I have to work until 11pm again today! I´ve already been working more than 50 hours this week! And I´m very sure they will never pay me any extra money for that!

Ignacio: Oh, another slavalization.

Elisabeth: They are slavalizing you! Stop compalining and go directly to HR and ask them to pay for your overtime. We should not let slavalization happen to so many people in this company.

by Maria del Campo March 4, 2009

Slatherfest

To slather Jif peanut butter all over one's body for sexual purposes. This can be done with a partner, in a group, or even by one's self. One can try this with Skippy or the generic brand, but the taste and consistency of Jif far surpasses these cheap substitutes. It has the unique ability to be able to go into cracks and crevices much better. A nice glass of cold milk should always be on hand when "Slatherfesting"
Slatherfests can get quite out of hand, The Valentine's Day Slatherfest of 2007 resulted in 12 hospitalizations.

"What did you do last night?"
"Dude, it was a slatherfest, I'll probably have Jif dingleberry for a week

by Nik Balash May 18, 2009

slackassery

the act or acts of being a slackass. Also defined by extreme acts of apathy, laziness or lethargy.

Steven has reached a new level of slackassery by getting himself a remote control pivot mount for his widescreen TV so that he can adjust the viewing angle of the TV while laying on the couch.

by _FILTER_ July 4, 2010

Slater Slide

The act of quitting one's job in flamboyant fashion, so named after Steven Slater, the JetBlue Flight Attendant who dealt with one unruly passenger too many. He cussed out the passenger on the PA, said bye-bye to a 20 year career as a flight attendant, grabbed some beer from the galley, popped the escape slide, jumped out on the tarmac, walked to his car and drove home, thus becoming an instant folk hero.

Man, I'm so fed up with this place, I'm gonna pull a Slater Slide. Fuck 'em all!

by BeenThereDoneThatGotTheT-Shirt August 11, 2010

Slacktavism

the ideology for people who who want to appear to be doing something for a particular cause with out actually having to do any thing.

The individual being a Slacktavist

A great form of slacktavism is changing your facebook picture to support a cause with out actually doing anything that will make a difference. You are one great slacktavist.

by 1ofakindnz December 6, 2010

slacking snacking

Eating while procrastinating, or eating for the purpose of procrastination.
Someone slacking snacking may or may not actually be hungry.

My mom ate a sandwich, made brownies, and now's she's eating the leftover pizza... she's totally slacking snacking so she doesn't have to do her work.

by Beau Soir October 25, 2010