shmated

Shit faded

We are going to get shmated tonight!

by Apickles June 10, 2020

Schmeat

Prehistoric name for a long lost dinosaur

The schmeat was so scared of the t-Rex he hid in a cave

by Uncle flake July 19, 2020

Smeat

Small Meat. When a guy has a smaller than average dick size

That guy has a Smeat😂😂

by Yeeeeeahawwwh September 11, 2020

schmeatstick

Fat cock

Max does not have a fat schmeatstick

by Shmeato September 15, 2020

Schmeat

A derogatory way of describing the Male Penis

That dude's schmeat was sweaty af. I'm happy I didn't go any further

by Dirtworks September 21, 2020

Shmeal

A large ass meal for one person and/or a menu item that has anything added to the original ingredients by request of the costumer.

My boi Bubble Bass out here ordering a fuckin’ shmeal like holy shit!

by Fuznud November 16, 2020

Shmelt

The cheesy stuff that oozes out the side of grilled cheese.

Wow, this grilled cheese has some really good shmelt

by SHMOO_22 November 28, 2020