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secret language

a code used between friends to talk about people without letting other people understand. if someone decides to reveal the secret language, it dies and becomes a public language.
Person A: dude, did you hear that spoon and tomato are going out?
Person B: eww, they'll break up soon.
Person C: Im confused. please explain your secret language.
Person A: you cant know it. thats the point.
by chelchelchelchelchel July 29, 2012
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post secret

A website where people anonymously post their sick secrets to relieve themselves of the burden. It is a very entertaining website.
Guy 1: Hey I just read about this guy who had sex with his best friend's mom and got her pregnant on post secret...... Hey look! Its a guy from around our place. Mann thats one fucked up arse.

Guy 2: Err yeahh...um...wow what a sick guy.

-comes to realization-

Guy 1: You mother fucker!!
by I Study Carrots August 7, 2009
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sexertising

Advertising a want for sex normaly by a female.

A girl dressing like a skank to get noticed by guys
"dude, look at that babe she is totally sexertising."
by C-surfer January 18, 2008
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The Big Secret

The Government hides The Big Secret.

James definitely smokes, but don't tell its part of The Big Secret.
by Srsballer March 22, 2010
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secret smile

what you call the pussy of a girl you really want but cant have
Bitch, we've been on 5 dates already and you aint givin me nothin yet... show me that secret smile already!!
by Felipe Alejandro Lopez August 12, 2008
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Post Secret Poser

Someone who sends in post cards to Post Secret about things that everyone already knows or who brags about their secret being picked.
Josh was a Post Secret poser and would send in post cards every week about the time he pissed his pants at prom. Like no one would figure that one out.

"Tony, don’t be such a Post Secret poser. If you’re going to send in secrets shut up about it."
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
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The Chamber of Secrets

The act of dumping 100 proof or higher alcohol into one's anus, which is put in position above one's head (doing a headstand is the most accepted way to do this) and then lighting the alcohol on fire.
Ron Weasley did the Chamber of Secrets and now the whole room smells like burnt red ass hair.
by Dunhloke July 25, 2011
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