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Average Joe 1: "What are you doing?"
Average Joe 2: "Smoking crack and worshiping Satan"
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by DJ21 December 9, 2008
Get the Smoking crack and Worshiping Satan mug.a sucky wrestler. One who complains about jobbing when he only loses two matches and goes absolutely nowhere when he jumps to CWF
by hiphophalfie May 1, 2005
Get the Project Satan mug.The accuser, the thief, the doubter. Satan's cause is to stop you at all cost from finding Jesus. He hates all humans and wants us to perish with him in hell. Jesus is our escape from hell, Satan knows this.
Satan can put thought into your mind, he can use temptation, but beware it is like candy covered faeces.
by Matthew October 9, 2003
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Get the satan eats cheese whiz mug.satan is nothing but a liar. he tells all of his worshipers that he defeated Jesus at the cross when really he knows good and well that it was Jesus who defeated him. we are taught wrongly about satan in many religions that since Jesus defeated him we have no reason to fight for our souls because we'll be forgiven and go to heaven. thats not true. your whole life you have to fight against satan. he will do anything he can to get you to go to hell. and if you are a satanist and want a way out dont believe it when satan tells you you cant because of the contract in your blood. hes lying. you can. but you must devote your life to God. not the "god" satan, but the only true God that there ever was and ever will be. you must devote yourself to Jesus Christ who is God, who came in the flesh, died on the cross and three days later arose from the grave and now sits at the right hand of God the Father, this Jesus is my Lord and Savior and Master and he can be yours too.
dont believe anything satan tells you!!
and just a little heads up..he can put thoughts into your mind but he cannot(and neither can his demons) read your thoughts. but God can. if you want out but are scared to say anything out loud then pray it in your mind. God will know and he will answer.
dont believe anything satan tells you!!
and just a little heads up..he can put thoughts into your mind but he cannot(and neither can his demons) read your thoughts. but God can. if you want out but are scared to say anything out loud then pray it in your mind. God will know and he will answer.
Satan was the most beautiful and intelligent thing God ever created but he thought he could take over Gods kingdom and so he tried but was defeated and sent out of heaven by Michael, the archangel.
Satan was defeated by Jesus on the cross.
Satanist cannot look you square in the eye and say,"Jesus Christ who is God, who came in the flesh, died on the cross and three days later arose from the grave and now sits at the right hand of God the Father, this Jesus is my Lord and Savior and Master."~~ this test is given in I John 4. if you ask them this they can and will, in most cases say yes. they can say "Jesus saved me" but which Jesus are they talking about? they can and do use the name of Jesus, they can teach and preach about Jesus, they can use the name of Jesus in prayer. but they cannot, with their own mouths, make the declaration given above.
f.y.i. the majority of true satan worshipers will not admit that they are.
Satan was defeated by Jesus on the cross.
Satanist cannot look you square in the eye and say,"Jesus Christ who is God, who came in the flesh, died on the cross and three days later arose from the grave and now sits at the right hand of God the Father, this Jesus is my Lord and Savior and Master."~~ this test is given in I John 4. if you ask them this they can and will, in most cases say yes. they can say "Jesus saved me" but which Jesus are they talking about? they can and do use the name of Jesus, they can teach and preach about Jesus, they can use the name of Jesus in prayer. but they cannot, with their own mouths, make the declaration given above.
f.y.i. the majority of true satan worshipers will not admit that they are.
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