by Crazy Brad Milf Hunter April 9, 2003
Get the peanut butter trail rider mug.A sex move involving an ironing board, a man, and a woman.
To perform, the woman must lay flat on her back on top of the ironing board with her arms to her side, as if to resemble a surf board. The man then lays on top of her, stomach to stomach, and fucks her. While this is going on, the man must make a paddling motion with his arms, as if he were paddling out into the ocean.
Just before the man "hits the big wave", he must jump up and stand on top of the woman, as if riding a surf board, and yell "cowabunga!", getting his "Sex Wax" all over her.
Note: If an ironing board cannot be found, or if the ironing board is not stable enough to hold two people, then a flat piece of wood between two chairs, or any kind of elevated, flat surface can be used as a substitution. For full authenticity, this move can be performed on top of a surf board, which in turn is elevated over a surface of water.
To perform, the woman must lay flat on her back on top of the ironing board with her arms to her side, as if to resemble a surf board. The man then lays on top of her, stomach to stomach, and fucks her. While this is going on, the man must make a paddling motion with his arms, as if he were paddling out into the ocean.
Just before the man "hits the big wave", he must jump up and stand on top of the woman, as if riding a surf board, and yell "cowabunga!", getting his "Sex Wax" all over her.
Note: If an ironing board cannot be found, or if the ironing board is not stable enough to hold two people, then a flat piece of wood between two chairs, or any kind of elevated, flat surface can be used as a substitution. For full authenticity, this move can be performed on top of a surf board, which in turn is elevated over a surface of water.
Surfer 1: "So Jenny and I performed a Malibu Wave Rider last night."
Surfer 2: "How was it, brah?"
Surfer 1: "It was totally radical, but she got a gnarly infection in her eye from my Sex Wax."
Surfer 2: "Bummer, dude."
Surfer 2: "How was it, brah?"
Surfer 1: "It was totally radical, but she got a gnarly infection in her eye from my Sex Wax."
Surfer 2: "Bummer, dude."
by The Shwastitute October 27, 2011
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A white woman who chooses to only, or most often, sleep with the blackest of men. Hence the term, "Night Rider".
Dude, that chicks a dirty fucking Night Rider.
Whoa, Emily, easy there on the night riding.
Yo, that chicks rides the night like there's no tomorrow.
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Yo, that chicks rides the night like there's no tomorrow.
by nan March 3, 2005
Get the Night Rider mug.A way to express dissatisfaction with someone. To tell someone you do not care what they do from now on.
Boss: "Your fired!"
Employee: "Oh yea? Well, you can go ride on the head of a unicorn to hell, for all I care! I quit!"
Employee: "Oh yea? Well, you can go ride on the head of a unicorn to hell, for all I care! I quit!"
by slackalacka September 16, 2010
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by lurkette May 4, 2009
Get the Strawberry Surf-rider mug.It's more than a saying, It's a way of life, When you love someone so much you're willing to accept their time as your own, despite how long or tough that road becomes... When you give it everything you've got.. Even when it's easier to give up.. When you sacrifice your needs for theirs.. When you rely on phone calls, letters and visits to get you through... When you encourage and reassure and find ways to keep them going.. When you remain fiercely loyal, when you would take their place if it meant freedom, that is the life we choose to live, That is what it means to be a Ride or Die.
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"where am I gonna get a new door for my car?, oh Tony's got this G-ride we can take it out of"
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by Reach September 16, 2005
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