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metrosexual

A straight man who cares about his looks a lot. very vain, and might even look gay.
by shaft March 28, 2004
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a person who defines being, existence, therefore love and sex as convenience food. the opposite of savage love
this metrosexual century will not allow me to feed on love. after 7 abortions I am starving for love and cannot find anything short of a relationship that bans craziness.
by marie lascombes June 17, 2004
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Metrosexual

A new term in the English lexicon being used to describe attractive, well dressed, and sucessful men who are sought after by the opposite sex. This word came into use mainly by Beta Males because calling these men outright fags or homosexuals became overly used and exposed their jealousy and catiness that traditionally was ascribed to feminine behavior.
Tom Cruise, Jeff Gordan, Fabio, Leonardo Dicaprio, Metrosexual
by Hopey Changey November 28, 2009
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Matt singer dresses like a gay guy and carries a comb with him like a gay guy but he isn't gay but is metrosexual
by exal1024 December 16, 2010
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Petrosexual

A single person or married couple without children for whom their pets are their sole devotion.
John's co-worker Jane (who has three children) does not understand his petrosexual nature. She wonders what kind of person would treat their pets as though they were children. John provides his dogs with every opportunity a child should have such as a king size bed in a warm home, nutritious meals, all the best toys and education one can buy.
by slippery chick March 25, 2009
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Retro-sexual

Someone who used to have sex but now doesn't whether voluntarily or not.
I use to do it all the time but now I'm a retro-sexual
by SLD1989 February 12, 2009
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netrosexual

A netrosexual is an male who pays attention to sexual interactions only via impersonal media such as mobile technology and the internet.
Anthony Weiner is the epitome of a netrosexual. He can only respond to uploads of body parts or sexts from anonymous women.
by Ladyomygod September 7, 2013
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