Repairman's remorse

The inconvenient time off from work a person takes to wait for a repairman who often never comes anyway. repair, repairman, repairman syndrome,brokedown, broke, repairman, plumber, air conditioner, handyman, holiday, vacation, time off, fix, fix-it man, appliances, tv, time off, work, job, lost productivity, cable guy

I definitely have repairman's remorse, I've been sitting here all day and the repairman still has not shown up.

by joecoolthefool July 5, 2017

dingle-berry removal system

A noun: an automated system found in high end toilets that removes dingle-berriws and other foreign objects from your butt.

After eating really bad Chinese food you will be glad that your high end toilet is fully equipped with a dingle-berry removal system.

by Fleebman27 June 11, 2018

Thanksgiving Day Remorse

A feeling of regret, guilt, sadness, and remorse that you did not spend Thanksgiving like you wanted to or should have. This usually includes not having eaten enough, and craving and missing more Thanksgiving foods, drinks, and desserts.

Wow, I can’t beliebe I didn’t take home any leftovers. I really have Thanksgiving Day Remorse right now. I totally regret it!

I should’ve talked more with my grandma. I only see her a couple days a year. What Thanksgiving Day remorse.

by LingDanc803 November 23, 2018

Smoker's Remorse

Regret of one's negative decisions that have placed them in their current situation, such as smoking leading to lung cancer, causing regret.

Tom: My mom is upset because she's gotten so fat she can't see her toes for her stomach.
Mike: That's just smoker's remorse. She shouldn't have sat on her ass so much.

by Elroy from The Office June 18, 2020

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by Stubss April 24, 2021

The Four Remorsemen

The four incurable sexually transmitted diseases (Hep B, Herpes, HIV, and HPV) that instantly makes a person regret having unprotected sex upon diagnosis and represents a sexual plague for all humankind who want to screw condom - free.

The affect of COVID-19 will pale in comparison to that of the havoc created by The Four Remorsemen.

by Arnie Grape May 13, 2021

night traveler's remorse

when you drink a glass of something before you take a piss to speed up the process

if the piss won't come out just recount the night traveler's remorse and finish quickly

by pillcutter October 30, 2021