Rectong

Any instance of a rectangle, where the height is greater than the width.

"I require a 400 x 300mm Rectong." - x = 300, y = 400.

by Binary Triplet December 12, 2025

Optol-Rectomy

A non invasive surgical procedure. A popular alternative to having a highly invasive crainiasstomy for the treatment of analretinosis. The procedure is performed by a medical professional known as a proctomologist. The procedure itself severes the nerve which connects
the asshole and the eyeballs.

Rodney: “ Hey did you hear that asshole Joe finally got that optol-rectomy he’s been talkin about?”
Ricky: “ Nah, I didn’t. How did that lazy fuck afford it.”
Rodney: “ His fuckin mom paid for it.

by Commonsense mofo June 12, 2018

sara rector

A bitch

Hey who’s that over ther?
Oh that’s just sara Rector the *bitch*

by Bell.B302 October 31, 2019

recockulous

More extreme than rediculous. Proceeding to a state of comedic abnormality. Used to describe men under most circumstances...

Joe just did his seventh keg stand, and he is acting RECOCKULOUS! He even puked on my shoe.

by Batman April 12, 2002

Recockulous

the term from which RECOCKULIZED stems.

Recockulized: the state of being or getting intoxicated in any way which results in recockulousness.

Dude I'm fucking recockulized!

by Precackulous December 4, 2003

recockulous

Deserving or inspiring ridicule; absurd, preposterous, or silly.

"You're so recockulous you would think that!"

"OMG of course you took that up the butt, you're recockulous!"

by Andrew April 28, 2006

recockulous

adverb- to describe in an insulting fashion the specifics fo someones junk.

explitive- to exclaim/drive your point home

1)Yah, my girl told me about that dudes junk; she said it was like three and a half inches of ROCK! Totally recockulous.

2)You saw THAT! It was fuckin' RECOCKULOUS!

by No.One fake September 11, 2008