real deal

That girl you just can't quite let go of. Don't.

Mate, she's the real deal...

by love from the convent February 1, 2019

Real Food

1. To give oral pleasure to a female by stimulating her genitalia, such as her vagina, clitoris, or cunt.

2. To have a woman cook a meal for you from scratch like a real woman should.

3. A full meal, made up of appetizers (a.k.a the tits), a tossed salad, and a desert which involves popped cherries.

Jack went over to Jill's house in order eat some Real Food for her birthday.

by El Culo May 27, 2008

Real People Time (RPT)

Commonly referred to as EST or East Standard Time, RPT (Real People Time) is the authority in time zones. It is the benchmark for Television, Sports and business/financial time references, and is thus the most important time zone in the world.

-- Yo, what time does the Broncos game start tomorrow?
-- 3:00 PM, I think
-- In Real People Time (RPT), please.
-- 5:00 PM then.

by C-Money Meyers August 15, 2011

realer

Something that is more real than the realist thing around. No bullshit no matter what. 100% legit no faking all real. No posing, no lying, none, no fucking bullshit no matter what.

He's realer than your fake ass. He don't give a shit what mother fuckers think, he keeps it real because he's the realist man I'll ever know. He's a real man.

by truuuman April 3, 2010

Real Talk

n.
1. The philosophy of talking candidly and openly and honestly without fear of what others might think

a. usually for another's benefit to let them know of something that is usually hard to discuss

b. to let others know that you are talking honestly and sincerely and that what you are expressing is not a joke and that you are unabashedly being true to your own thoughts and feelings

c. Real Talk can be used in the sense to affirm what someone is saying as a true, or valid statement and that they are expressing sincere thoughts and opinions. the two are not necessarily always inclusive though

Person A: DUDE I'M GOING TO SEND HER A CARNATION WITH A POEM. It'll make her love me.

Person B: REAL TALK BRAH that will back fire, you are an idiot.

by demosthenesm March 5, 2010

Real Nigga Talk

when real niggas get together and spit facts about shit going on in their lives. usually is about bad bitches

ayo quan we got to link and have a real nigga talk.

by Jay Dont Stop Making Money December 1, 2018

You're not that real

A phrase commonly uttered by tools.

Paul: I'm going to hit you, you tool.
Sean: You're not that real.
Paul hits Sean

by smb021 February 29, 2008