evolution

Any change in an organism or population, there is no such thing as good or bad evolution.

Grey bugs survive better on grey rocks than black bugs, this is evolution.

by Loller July 8, 2003

Anti-disestablishment un-premature dabbing revelation

when you finally realize that dabbing is retarded and that every time you do it, you look like a complete lemming idiot.

Billy: The other day, I dabbed, and I hit a kid in the face! Hahah, what a loser!
Bob: Hey, you know dabbing is retarded and idiotic. Stop drooling on me, you cretin!
Billy: whoa! I just had an Anti-disestablishment un-premature dabbing revelation! I will never dab again!

by a babies goad May 4, 2017

resolution pollution

n.; the cloud of unfulfillable promises that forms and then hangs over mankind for the first few weeks of each new year.

I returned to work today after two weeks off for the holidays, but the resolution pollution was so thick in there that I had to get out.

by rodeoclown January 5, 2010

Biblical Evolution

The act of interpreting the Bible differently based upon current social events. Although the words are not altered, the meaning behind the words are said to mean something different. It's also important to note, there is no common consensus in the interpretation. It's primary purpose is to argue and defense a losing position.

Atheist: "The Bible speaks of killing homosexuals. Read Leviticus 20:13."

Theist: "The meaning behind Leviticus 20:13 doesn't mean to kill homosexuals. It means that it's a sin punishable by death, but since Jesus paid for our sins and killing homosexuals is morally wrong, all they should do is repent."

Atheist: "Come on Theist, that's Biblical Evolution in which you're trying to change the meaning of the Bible. I call bullshit."

by Reasonable Thought August 15, 2012

revolting

Something that is so overboard obnoxious and or atrocious that makes it cool/awesome/nice, but you'd clearly have to have an open mind.

The vomit green dress, sparkling with sequined dolphins was not considered 'cool' to the close minded, but I tried it on, and I found it rather revolting, so I purchased it.

by Katzen March 8, 2005

unilateral non disclosed temporary revocation of mutual exclusivity

To Cheat or have an affair, its legalese

I had a unilateral non disclosed temporary revocation of mutual exclusivity with my gf last night when I hooked up with her sister.

Baby I did not cheat, we simply had a unilateral non disclosed temporary revocation of mutual exclusivity.

by Pedro the Poet September 20, 2011

Revolutionary War

The day that America broke it off with England because he wasn't big enough.

America: ...You wernt big enough *has a Revolutionary War and wins* I shall break away, and show you how big I can be.
England: Will you come back?
America: I shall, and I'll fuck you with it.

Years later, England's sucking on America's 'Florida'

by Francis Bonnefoy of France April 20, 2011