quaker

1.Person who digs holes, eats oatmeal, and occasionally puts oatmeal in these holes as a sacrafice.
2. Dumbass, light skinned, tall, skinny person.

1. Chris is a quaker.
2. Chris is a quaker who cream slammed his own mom.

by smith June 17, 2004

Quaff

a Quiff in reverse (instead of air releasing out its sucking back in)

Quaff is the opposite of "Quiff"... instead of a pussy fart coming out, it would go the opposite way "sucking in".

by Juggalicious March 19, 2010

quaker

A quaker is a guy that is dating a girl that already has kids....Because he is trying to skip the part of crying baies and changing diapers and hospital bills. Like quaker instant outmeal.....INSTANT FAMILY

Chris is dating this hot ass chick, but she has a 13 year old kid, that fucking quaker!!!

by hispanic panic January 23, 2009

quabeet

an umbrella you bring to the beach...

I brought my QUABEET to the beach yesterday, then i played scrabble.

by A N January 9, 2008

quafaloonta

the act of pooping on a chocolate bar and feeding it to your mom and/or stepmother.

my step mom nancy puked her brains out after eating my quafaloonta

by coolbeans22 August 10, 2010

Quaker Pie

The act of eating oatmeal out of a woman's vagina.

Yeah, I brought her home and had some sweet Quaker Pie.

by Bingo1 March 2, 2011

Quaker bake and puke

A foreshortened name for going to Quaker Steak and Lube, and getting blazed to such a degree that you actually barf. Auxiliary actions may or may not include: ordering milk as your drink, not actually eating any food, not being able to speak.

"Hey man, how was last night? I heard you went to Quaker Steak and Lube with some guys?"

"Yeah man, but this one guy ended up doing a Quaker Bake and Puke, he made a mess everywhere in the bathroom."

by Sequester Grundleplith MD January 19, 2013