ask no questions and you'll be told no lies

It is a quote by Charles Dickens that is used to reply to a question with an answer best kept untold.
The quote has been shortened to "ask no questions hear no lies" in modern use by people who do not know the origin of the quote.

Professor: How far along are you with that assignment, Peter?
Peter: Ask no questions and you'll be told no lies, Professor.
Professor: Ah, Charles Dickens. Alright then, we'll just forget about the assignment for now. I will not accept any work given to me after the hand-in date, remember that.

by stevie the illiterate March 16, 2017

quesadilla

Melted cheese between two tortillas. Other stuffings are optional, such as chicken. Can also be made by simply folding one tortilla in half.

Man, I took a gravity hit, then ate a huge quesadilla.

by Rusty Shakelford December 23, 2004

Questie

A fan of Quest Crew who are of America's Best Dance Crew fame.

Damn, that questie is a hater.

by livery April 7, 2009

quentin tarantino

He who cuts off ears, writes pulp fiction, and kills bill. Also writes epic speeches about Madonna songs and coffee...

Bow before the throne of Tarantino

by PetesWayUK October 1, 2003

next question

a very smug, self-righteous way to avoid response or giving the time-of-day when asked a question

"What have you done for T.O., besides get him kicked off the Eagles?"
*T.O. smirks*
"Next Question!"

How many people have you slept with?
Next Question!

This thong isn't mine; whose is it?!
Next Question!

Hi! How's it going?
Next Question!

by Drew Rosenhaus October 30, 2008

Quesadilla

Ejaculating into a girl's mouth in such a way that it looks like a quesadilla with extra cheese.

I gave her a good Quesadilla last night.

by erbzzz69 October 4, 2018

gotcha question

A simple and straightforward interrogative expression posed to a person who is perceived to have intelligence but upon answering is proven otherwise.

If you ask what type of newspapers you read, then I just asked you a gotcha question.
ex.
What types of newspapers do you read?
How do you spell your name?

by deathpanelist1 November 27, 2011