Field Pudding

noun: Watermelon

"My momma's momma used to love eating watermelon out on them cotton fields...she calls it field pudding"

Darneesha: Hey Shanequa what's for desert tonight?
Shanequa: I just got some watermelon on my food stamps
Darneesha: Ummm umm umm I just love that field pudding!

by Big Man of Men February 26, 2009

vanilla pudding

a chubby, pale white girl who is sexually promiscuous. A VP is not physically attractive, but has a reputation for being very talented sexually, especially at oral sex.

Got to get me some vanilla pudding tonight. The pipes are getting backed up.

by BillCozby May 20, 2010

black pudding

A great English delicacy made with pigs intestines and blood

Eeeeh! I've never seen't black puddens s'black

by Lord Sebastian Cruddington of Warminster de Grouch November 3, 2003

cum-pudding

cum-pudding is a favorite dessert of mine -- made by several guys jacking off and having cumgasms in it as you make it -- my favorite flavor is Cum Creme!

A bunch of us cadets got together for our Friday night JO party and made cum-pudding!

by USAF Cadet November 9, 2020

Plum Pudding

Plum Pudding is what my cadet roomie, Matt makes when he pushes plums up my boy-hole and fucks me until he has a cumgasm, which he makes me eat afterward -- Yum!

Wow! Matt made Plum Pudding in my butt-hole last night!

by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020

Figgy Pudding

When the male uses the "Recipient's" diarrhea as lubricant.

Guy: Bring me the figgy pudding!
Girl:I ams bringing it to the max!

by Law and January 22, 2008

Government Pudding

Sweet Sweet Government Pudding. The minimum number of sick days an employer is required by law to provide as part of your salary package. Pudding days are not be used when legitimately sick (if you feel crap already, you may as well go to work) but are to be used as MHD's, Sonic playing days, nice day for a beer garden days, dude i got the huge bag gunja days, CBF days or potentially (though not advised) shit, gotta clean - mums coming for dinner days

"gonna be a top day today, lets go the pub"
"cant, gotta go the fucking hell hole"
"screw that, time for a serve of good old government pudding"
"cough, cough. i'll make the call"

mmmm sweet sweet pudding

by SkankyMcPants July 19, 2010