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premarital text

The act of texting (text messaging) a member of the opposite sex, outside the confines of a relationship, in flirtatious ways, often insinuating the desire for a deeper, intimate relationship.
"That girl that works in the cubicle next to you is really good looking. I would so premarital text her."
by Eric Vinson December 10, 2008
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Satanic preacher

Someone who gives sermons out of the satanic bible. Often at a satanic rock or satanic heavy metal concert.
by Deep blue 2012 October 28, 2009
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preacher creature

a cocky religious freak (usually christian)constantly scoping out groups at public places to force there religion on them. they aproach with a friendly yet cheesy disposition, trying to be your friend and asuming theres somthing missing in your life. (also known to sneak into punk shows to express there opinion to those they think are living lives of darkness.)they usually believe any athiest or independent thinker needs to be "saved". they can be dealt with by ignoring and walking away, or crushing them with your own thoughts and beleifs, usually leaving them speechless to respond.
Christian- "You are all living lives of darkness and need to be saved"

punks- "Go home preacher creature."
by skank89 September 3, 2008
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preacher boy

A wannebe rapper in highschool that will try to annoy people by either acting like a idiot or overly sophistacated. Hates all J mishes
Person 1:Preacher boy just started rapping in english the other day.
Person 2:And your not deaf?
Person 1:No I'm not but he got kicked out of class.
by Hunter A******* April 24, 2008
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Preface

The act of creating a face prior to somethings happening, or just after something happened.
Cindy prefaced after she saw the size of Mikes dick.
by yossi beniyoun July 30, 2009
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prejaculate

Premature ejaculation:

Usually used in reference to a situation in which someone is beating it up and accidentally skeets inside of someone they didn't plan to.
"I was beatin' it up raw last night and I accidentally prejaculated in that hoe before I could pull out. I hope she don't get pregnant."
by Nullpersona January 13, 2008
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preface

The preface was found to be quite mundane.
by Hercolena Oliver January 13, 2009
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