poned

poned: getting your but kicked by anyone in anything(mostly combat sports) with an outstanding win, causing disgrace and/or shame. punched + owned = poned

Dude did you see the fight last night? That one guy got poned!!!!

by isaac??? August 11, 2008

PONED

{Poned}This is when you put your cheek out for someone to kiss and when they lean in... you move and kiss them on the lips! YOU JUST GOT PONED BITCH!!!!!!

John leaned his cheek into Haleigh's face and and when she closed her eyes to kiss his cheek he switched it up and she kissed him on the lips! SHE GOT PONED!!! everyone saw it, don't try and lie Haleigh. Just ask Andrew and Stewart!

by Okie Doke! April 1, 2009

Poverty Broke

When one has so little money he/she does not know where one's next meal is coming from.

"Dude you got me on the Dollar Menu, I'm poverty broke."

by HookedOnRedbull July 3, 2008

pokedoms

the trading of condoms for other items of usefulness eg safety pins,food more condoms etc you can trade plain condoms for flavors and flavors for novelty or recognised brands such as durex, trojan or halo the game is simalar to pokemon cards or yu-gi-oh monsters.

u wanna trade pokedoms? ive got a durex i would like to swap for a few flavors.

by antaneous1 July 8, 2009

PVED

Permanently Verified Erectile Dysfunction

don't front like you don't know what PVED is.

by notjeffrey February 10, 2010

Povved

When a piece of fruit hits someone's backside at full force.

Mate he just got POVVED by that banana!

by TheSupremeWizard December 14, 2010

poledink

Adj. Comes from the name Richard. Described as a rich and powerful ruler. Only thinks they know whats going on and likes control. Aslo can be used as a code for prick.

My neighbor is a real poledink wwhen it comes to agreeing on issues concerning the neighborhood.

by dikhed123 July 1, 2011