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post dog

when you are running after someone at 1am and you’re drunk so you write post dog instead of lost dog.
running after emma like a post dog” - helena bekele and kate murphy
by post dog March 4, 2021
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Post-it Bitch

A term used to describe a someone who uses post-it notes excessively to point out minor mistakes and make pointless comments.
Sofia really went overboard with the comments today, when have crowned her the title of site Post-it Bitch
by KPdefinitions April 2, 2019
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Post Whipped

It is when two people break up and one cannot get over the relationship. They are constantly trying to get back in and will never accept that it is over.
Dude, Jack is sooooo post whipped over Lizzie after she ditched him.
by jcougs May 15, 2014
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Cope Post

When someone posts/uploads something purely to win a non-existent argument. Usually used to target a group of people they don't like.

Also, These posts are usually made when someone has just been proven wrong, lost in a video game, or wants to try to win an argument that hasn't happened yet.
Person A: I don't like his playstyle, so I'm going to make a video showing why this playstyle I don't like, is bad.
Person B: Bro, don't do that, it'll sound like a cope post.
by Yebby April 9, 2022
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Post-wank

When you keep jacking off even though you already came.
George jizzed everywhere but continued on in post-wank shame.
by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014
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Post Malone

Austin Richard Post, better known as Post Malone or Posty, is an American singer, now 25 and living in Utah. He is recognized for songs like: Better Now, Rockstar, Congratulations, Candy Paint, Sunflower, Go Flex and many more. He has 4 albums: Stoney (2014-2016) August 26th (Mixtape 2016) Beerbong & Bentleys (2016-2018) Hollywood's Bleending (2019) and he is currently working on a new album. He is also recognized for being someone who has quite a few unique tattoos.
Post Malone is the best person and singer in the world. (For me)
by austin_malone0101 August 18, 2020
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Post toasties

*post coitus*
Jerry: Hey babe, you want some post toasties?
Stacy: I'll get the bread.
by Popcorn_Ceiling69 October 8, 2021
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