Pissing in Front of the Pope

A term used to describe underperforming or messing up when stressed, usually when being watched.

Person A: Why can’t you sing it anymore?
Person B: I can, I’m just pissing in front of the pope.

by MrParkerLovesLearning September 8, 2023

alanchik-v-pope-palchik

💀💀💀💀💀

alan: hello
the whole planet: SHEEAAASH: alanchik-v-pope-palchik

by kryadari May 23, 2021

Pope

Pope, one of several Aliases that describes the man who is known to disappear from a function and return eating.
Origin: Popocatépetl; A Volcano south-east of the capital, Mexico City. Its name means "smokey mountain" in the indigenous Náhuatl language.

Pope,the one and only .

by Popotelokote November 22, 2021

Pope feh

When someone is so terrible at something you don't know what to call them.

Hey pope feh, how'd you miss a wide open goal.

by EVHSdictionary July 28, 2016

pope prep

the girls at pope prep have been on their knees more times than JPII himself and the boys overabundant ego’s make up for what they are lacking underneath their pants.

i would rather kms then go to that shit ass pope prep school

by suckmyfatcockucumsluts September 2, 2021

Pulling in the pope

Pausing mid-stride and using muscle power to retract a stool further into one's rectum.

"Why'd you stop?
Just pulling in the pope."

by The President of Icecream July 4, 2011

Lying Pope

You call my thing a gift too and it isn't a gift you need to pay for that you piece of shit.

Hym "Wasn't a gift lying pope. It's a goddamn lie. Your entire religion is an alternative explanation factory and the shit lib political class wants in on the action."

by Hym Iam August 28, 2025