by crazy_joe April 14, 2006
Get the Polo mug.played underwater upon horseback, often stallion, with an oversized croquet stick and a rubber football. Referees must be below 4 foot tall and coaches must be above 7 foot. Often attracts unwanted spectators and fans that shout ridiculous things like "Easy Meat" and "Hit him in the face with a woggle" Toggs must be worn at all time. If they "fall" off players must make a ring around the naked player to hide their meat and two veg. Common injuries include perferated eardrum and eyeball sucked out due to hit in the face whilst wearing goggles. Up to 10000 people and horses die each year and float to the surface, to be removed from the pool by fishing nets.
1)My horse has died, please can i have a sub ref?
2)Easy Meat!
3)Ahhh! my eyeball has been sucked out!
4)Oh dear my toggs have been torn off in a frenzied tackle, gather round lads!
2)Easy Meat!
3)Ahhh! my eyeball has been sucked out!
4)Oh dear my toggs have been torn off in a frenzied tackle, gather round lads!
by Andy Hopkins December 4, 2004
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by -A! October 9, 2008
Get the El Pollo Chokehold mug.Had a particularly loose and explosive bowel movement, splattering the toilet in the style of a Jackson Pollock painting.
I may not be especially artistic, but after all the beer last night, I sure "painted a Pollock" this morning.
by mrbuddhafreak July 21, 2007
Get the Painted a Pollock mug.someone who claims to be vegetarian, yet still eats chicken (or fish) because they think that if a cow is an animal, a chicken is a plant. these people are a disgrace to the vegetarian community, and only make everyone stupider. if you eat any animal and use the word 'vegetarian' to describe your diet, you should be hit by a bus.
"i was starting to like betsy. she's cute, likes good music, and sayd she was a vegetarian. but on our date, she ordered a chicken salad, so i slapped her and drove home"
by emohammers December 13, 2003
Get the Pollo-Vegetarian mug.A very famous celebrity in the Philippines that sometimes looks like a drunk, a cowboy, a stalker etc.
Millions of people adore him because of his so called 'hotness'.
Millions of people adore him because of his so called 'hotness'.
Girl 1: Did you see Piolo Pascual yesterday?
Girl 2: Totally, his new movie with Angel was totally cheesy and corny but loved it anyway and his moustache!
Girl 2: Totally, his new movie with Angel was totally cheesy and corny but loved it anyway and his moustache!
by OrangeJuiceisyummy October 27, 2009
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