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pig/police

A type of pig with feet and hands and a gun that most definitely would be used to kill a innocent black person aka the worlds most disgusting animal to be known
“Hey see that pig/police I can sense it’s heavy breathing from here”
by Badbitchestothefront May 30, 2020
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Police

A honorable calling which is thankless and low paying. Also, a job dealing with the ignorant, the drunk and the stupid. Usually spending long nights away from family dealing with donut jokes from people who have no clue, getting spit on and disrespected while wasting time on charges that will be dismissed anyway by a chickenshit DA in a pinstripe suit the following month. Originally From the latin, "beatemus et releasus" (beat and release).
I don't know why I'm the police, I should have been a firefigher.
by 357SIG April 3, 2003
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but also a police

Is said of someone who is something, but also a police. One could be anything, such as a pizza delivery guy, and still also be a police.
So there's this guy, right, he's a pizza delivery guy, but also a police.
by pizza_delivery_guy March 1, 2011
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police academy

Quite possible the best movie series ever.
Hey, have you seen Police Academy 7: Mission to Moscow?
by DUN-DUN-DUN! October 17, 2003
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penice

Two or more penises, at the same location simultaneously.
Sean suckes penice, he is a slut, because otherwise, he would only be sucking one cock (particularly Patrick Moschiano's).
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panic button

the button you push on your car alarm keypad that makes the alarm go off
a dog walked up to my car and before he could piss on it i pushed the panic button
by Tha_Cuddla August 16, 2005
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Police Officer

1) Slightly-fancier term
for Policeman.

2) Politically-correct sounding way to
say Cop.

3) Alternate term for, but not nearly
as pretentious as the far more
officious-sounding Peace-Officer or
Law-Enforcement Officer.

Can also be used to denote certain Federal-Agents, Fish & Wildlife Officers, Park-Rangers, Border-Patrol, and other such sworn & commissioned professionals who work in important fields of law-enforcement, but who are not traditional street-cops.

Also used by those Officers who do not want to thought of, or referred to, as Policemen or Cops.
"Calling a cop a Police Officer is more polite; But when other cops do it it's a like a calling a garbage-man a Sanitation-Worker or a calling a store-clerk a Sales-Associate."
by goodcop8 December 25, 2007
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