A facebook user that refuses to 'poke back' a large group of people. This gives the hoarder a false sense of security that he/she has friends that care about the hoarder. The hoarder then refuses to 'poke' these people back fore the hoarder will as if they are starting a 'poke war' and are being a bad friend.
Person A: "Yo dogs, check dis out. I gots 53 friends all tryin to get me to poke dem back"
Person B: "Wow, you be one of dem poke hoarders"
Person B: "Wow, you be one of dem poke hoarders"
by SOTHEYSAY May 7, 2011
Get the Poke Hoardermug. A tool on facebook used to get other's attention. Like the facebook feed's endless scroll, the function depends to some extent on dopamine. But even more, it carries sexual connotations as a phallic gesture, prompting users to use it as a flirtation device (even if the two pokers aren't exactly on the same page). For this reason there is long standing debate as to whether the function is distinctly sexual. One thing's for sure though, it gets people excited, and puts some (perhaps lonely people) in the mood for procreation; its simplicity lends it to become a fertile ground for projecting one's desires.
"Hey John, I think Lisa loves me."
"Why's that?"
"She gave me a facebook poke after the party the other night, and we've been poking each other constantly since"
"You don't think she's just bored and happy to see a friend?"
"Doesn't that mean she's dtf?"
"Is that what love means to you?"
"Why's that?"
"She gave me a facebook poke after the party the other night, and we've been poking each other constantly since"
"You don't think she's just bored and happy to see a friend?"
"Doesn't that mean she's dtf?"
"Is that what love means to you?"
by TonerBaloner September 23, 2020
Get the Facebook Pokemug. "I'm so tired, and I don't have my work done for today," John whined. "Well, you shouldn't have been poking the pork all night!" Emily replied.
by Xool314 May 17, 2011
Get the poking the porkmug. verb~slang~spoonerism for the act of partaking in marijuana.....jeez you ppl are stupid! Get it right!!!!!!!!!!
Little Johnny: "Hey man, would you like to poke some smot?"
Little Timmy:"Drugs are for losers!"
Little Johnny:"You wanna fly, you gotta buy."
Little Timmy:"Drugs are for losers!"
Little Johnny:"You wanna fly, you gotta buy."
by informed_student July 10, 2003
Get the poke smotmug. act of lovemaking ;)
by cunning linguist October 20, 2003
Get the poke of the whiskersmug. wen a guy is getting head and he pokes the girl in the eyes so that she pulls away and he then skeets all over her clothes, leaving her blinded and sticky.
by azeez October 11, 2004
Get the poke and bouncemug. by john owens November 10, 2007
Get the poke and chokemug.