remove poke

Prior to efforts by Facebook to emulate various features and functionality of other popular web sites, if someone clicked "poke" on your profile, you were presented with two options: "poke back" or "remove poke"

Now, "remove" has been removed. This is very confusing to neophytes because the options of "poke back" and now, "remove" (instead of the aforementioned "remove poke" link title) lead Facebook users to the falso assumption that they either have to "remove" their friend or poke them back, sending the user into the poke/poke back abyss, never to return.

Perhaps the far more intuitive "remove poke" will return on some future Facebook redesign. Until then, this Facebook FAIL will remain confusing to the masses, wreaking havoc and spawning never-ending poke wars.

So and so poked you... poke back | remove poke

Duh?

by shawnblog March 17, 2009

Pokemon Colosseum

A video game for the gamecube. The game takes place in the Orre region, a barren desert wasteland overrun with crime. It begins with Wes (the main character, whose name can be changed by the player) planting a bomb in the Team Snagem (a minor antagonist) hideout and racing out as the place explodes. Wes also steals a miniature Snag Machine. Shortly after the explosion, the news network reports that the large Team Snagem "Snag Machine" was destroyed on the explosion and that the smaller, miniature version has been stolen. The latter is of particular concern because it allows the user to steal other trainers' Pokémon. The newscaster ends with the hopeful remark that the Snag Machine will not be used for criminal purposes again.

Alexis: I love the game Pokemon Colosseum!!
Hilary: No way girl!! Pokemon XD: Gale of Darkness is better!!

by Caitlin13579 March 20, 2008

Poker Hot

adj -A girl who is not really hot, but who plays poker and is hotter than most female poker players.

There was this hot girl at my table yesterday. Was she hot or just poker hot...

by Jay Kanabar October 18, 2007

Pokernight

Engaging in a sexual act with girl during the evening hours.

Now that I have a girlfriend, every night is pokernight

by scareyfaces March 3, 2009

Pokémon Hentai

Drawings or writings of Pokémon characters in sexual situations, mainly enjoyed by Poképhiles.

"I look at Pokémon hentai sometimes on the internet."

by Chars August 25, 2009

If she smokes, she pokes

Think about it: If a girl smokes a pack of cigarettes,that means she's simulating the act of sucking 20 little white dicks every day!
The odds are even higher if she smokes and has a tattoo!

dad:son,i give you just one piece of advice about women,If she smokes, she pokes..
son:ok,thanks dad.

by mohair May 27, 2007

Pokey-bum-wank

One who stimulates/fingers their bottom hole whilst masturbating.

Jack got so turned on by “Transsexual Heartbreakers Vol 2” he had to drop his trousers and have a pokey bum wank.

by MisterLee October 7, 2003