Penis

A long smooth shaft complete with two balls

You just put your Penis into my Vagina

by Bob May 13, 2003

penis

What every guy thinks with, instead of his brain.

"That guy is a no-good, perverted loser who hurts girls because he thinks with his penis!"

by bri@nn@ February 5, 2008

penis

an appendage of the male genetalia

charlie town eats penis for dinner!

by yo September 25, 2002

penis

1)Noun:
Can be used as Yes or No
2)Noun:
Something girls and guys suck on (sad but true)

A: Do you have the time?
B: Penis!

by Semaj November 28, 2004

penis

A man's genitalia.

Get about five dozen eggs. Put 'em in a bowl and mix the F*CK out of them. And what do you get?

PENIS !

by OohEehOohAahAah May 1, 2010

penis

A joystick that protrudes from a man's pelvic region - if its button is pressed enough, can cause salty white ice cream to come out, short circuiting the penis, and causing it recede to flaccidity.

Guy - "While playing Star Wars: Rouge Squadron II yesterday, my joystick broke, so I pulled out my spare penis. But there were so many TIE fighters, and I ended up spilling my ice cream all over my keyboard!"

by averygoodburger February 17, 2010

Peni

A word used to collectivize a number of multiple penis's. Usually used in reference to two or more of a male's appendage.

Jess encountered 9 peni while performing the Spastic Eagle at Fairbridge

by McNever January 14, 2009