painting the deck furniture

phrase used to express discontent with business policy, usually due to lack of response and change to current business environment.

employee1: "We need to increase production capacity to keep up with current demand. Too bad our company won't invest in system upgrades."
employee2: "Yea, we're just painting the deck furniture, waiting for the Titanic to sink."

by h-dub July 28, 2004

phaint

The very essence of awesomeness.

That beat, meaning the one that you just dropped, was phaint!

by Harrison Greeley III September 26, 2007

Paint the Porcelain

An explosive spray of diarrhea such that the innards of the toilet are coated in the chocolate colored substance.

Oh man, i shouldn't have eaten that taquito. I'm about to paint the porcelain!

by Raven3113 April 19, 2009

Paintball Squatter

A noob who only fires about 10 shots per game and spends the rest of the time hiding all the way in the back squatting under cover because he/she is too scared to get their ass lit up or too lazy to run away. Usually stays by the starting point of the game and has crappy stamina and aim.

Player 1: Dude did you see that squatter by our base?

Player 2: Yea man, what a fag.

Player 1: Man, i hate paintball squatters

by Paintball_rules May 19, 2010

Painted Glove

The sexual act of inserting ones open hand into the anus and rotating left to right to create a coat of fecal matter. After removal from the anus the hand will be entirely covered in feces resembling a painted glove

While making love from behind I asked the woman if I may have a painted glove. With her answer being "yes" I proceeded to thrust my entire hand deep into her anus. After a few twists I removed my hand to reveal my new painted glove.

by BoyBloo June 23, 2014

painting the sheets

The act of repeatedly ejaculating on a bed, covering it in cum and keeping it white and fresh.

Instead of washing his sheets, Sam would just paint the sheets every night.

*roommate knocks on door*
"Hey Alex, are you painting the sheets?"
"No, you can cum in"

by yung lemon September 13, 2016

Paint-by-Numbers Math

The way 99.99% students worldwide are taught math in school, with everyone painting the same way, and the few who refuse to conform are ridiculed or marginalized—being an odd in a sea of evens often comes with a stigmatizing price tag or a negative label.

Those who refuse to see “math as problem-solving” (read as “math as rote-learning”) in a first class economy should be prepared to be sacrificed as a dead chicken to scare the monkeys—the paint-by-numbers math strategy is good enough for most Asian high-GDP countries to be ranked among the top ten in international comparative studies like PISA and TIMSS, and to win a few dozen medals at math contests and competitions.

by Covido July 11, 2022