Patcher

Portmanteau of terminology from baseball, of pitchers and catchers, to describe someone who is both a giver and a receiver of homesexual anal sex.

Tom Breen is such a fucking patcher

by Twunt December 9, 2013

girl patch

The female pubic region.

I'd like to dive into her (attractive female's) girl patch and never come out.

by Roy\00 December 1, 2007

Beatch Patch

tattoo on the small of a woman's back.

Look at that cougar, dood... fake boobs and a beatch patch!

by Tripletmomma December 19, 2008

sour patch party

Limits? None. Sour patch parties are for the ladies and gentlemen with an elegant wild side. The actual theme is open for interpretation. Dress for things to get weird.

"Dude, did you hear about that sour patch party that got busted up last night?"

"I thought they went from sour to sweet?"

by 4Abbot5 January 22, 2014

sour patch kids

the result of when a male dips and flips his sour balls into a bowl of sugar and serves it to a sexual partner

After a long, hot day at work. Tim got some sugar and served his sour patch kids to Jane.

by SourBalls November 13, 2009

patchouli

An oil commonly used by dirty hippies to cover up the fact that they haven't bathed in weeks.

"Get your patchouli stench away from me!"

by Crimson Winged Avenger January 17, 2004

soul patch

A small tuft of male facial hair located in the center below the lower lip; universally identifying the wearer as a complete douchebag and sexually impotent unless the wearer is a virtuoso heterosexual jazz musician.

Check out Ryan's new soul patch. He must have totally given up on ever getting laid by a woman again!

"Why don't you grow a soul patch?"
"Duh? Do I look like a douche?"

by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 25, 2010