based panda

Cringe ass nae nae baby cock boy lookin summa bitch.

Don't you think based panda is quite a cock boy.
I concur brother.

by NotSveny October 3, 2021

Angry Panda

Climaxing over somebody’s face and giving them two black eyes as a finale.

Q: How did you get your two black eyes?

A: Angry Panda

by Bert-Ro February 7, 2022

Mud Panda

An asian girl who only likes black guys

No Mark, you're too white, she's a mud panda

by DR. SHITASS April 3, 2023

gooey panda

When a man takes a shit, freezes it, cums on it, freezes it again, then uses it as a dildo either for himself, another guy, or a distgusting whore.

guy 1: want me to gooey panda you?
guy 2: NO!! whats wrong with you, you sick fuck!

by gooeypanda October 19, 2009

Panda

Panda is a bear native to central-western and southwestern China. The Giant Panda was previously thought to be a member of the Procyonidae family. It is easily recognized by its large, distinctive black patches around the eyes, over the ears, and across its round body. Though belonging to the order Carnivora, the Giant Panda has a diet which is 99% bamboo. The Giant Panda may eat other foods such as honey, eggs, fish, yams, shrub leaves, oranges, and bananas when available. Also They rape fish.

Boy! Your such a panda teaser!

by SexySmallBoy May 31, 2009

Pandagate

n: Petty political drama which unfolded in Australia in 2004, involving some Melbourne Uni liberal hacks, a gullible Herald Sun journo and a whole lotta blogging. "Panda" derives (somewhat mysteriously) from the protagonist's name.

Student 1: So, did you hear about Pandagate?
Student 2: What the hell are you talking about?

by AndyBolt December 23, 2004

Padraig

A man who has abnormally long cock (normally about 20cm) and likes to use on his friends mothers

Is that his fella hanging out of his trousers?

Of course sure his name is Padraig

by Micky lillis December 18, 2016