panerial disease

A disease mainly affecting lazy college kids.

Transmission: One recieves Panerial Disease by coming home from College and getting a summer job at Panera Bread after hearing from a friend what a great job it is. They work there and see how easy it is and how they get large raises routinely until they are making about 11.00$ an hour by the end of the summer. Suddenly they dont feel they need college, that they can make enough money working at Panera. By the time the raises end its oo late to go back to college and get a real job.
Symptoms: Laziness, apathy, shortness of money, erectile dysfunction.
There is no cure for panerial disease.

College Student 1: Why isn't Jeff back for this year.
College Student 2: He went home and caught Panerial disease from one of his friends, now hes stuck there.

by daCAkid June 5, 2005

Toilet Paper

1. This is the shit ticket that your toilet eats
2. Once you go brown you flush it down

Is recycled toilet paper supposed to come in a tinted shade?

by Scotty Tissue November 15, 2010

Ellen Page

Intelligent young actress from Canada. Best known for her role in 'Juno', playing an teenage mom who decides to give the baby up to a couple. Is a well known tomboy, and in a multitude of occasions she was shown to be wearing boy's underwear.

Commonly plays young characters, even though she is currently twenty two.
Was nominated for an academy award in 2007.
Nicknamed 'the tiny Canadian'.

Page makes pretty much every man on the planet fall in love with her, due to her incredibly good looks. She's pretty much the hottest woman on earth.

Ellen Page is hot.

Did you see Juno? Yeah, you should.

I wish to go to Canada.

by Intelligent Stranger October 24, 2009

paper bag pretty

paperbag pretty is another term for a butterface.

The paperbag is used to induce beauty upon the face which is extremely lacking.

Guy 1: Damn son, you see that girl bangin body?
Guy 2: Yeah but look at her face, that girl is paper bag pretty.

by Peetiewonder December 19, 2008

reflection paper

Another form of torture given by teachers in the form of essays. Usually happens after a project, the end of the class, or perhaps after watching a boring movie or lecture which you probably slept through.

Teacher: Okay students, take your seats, we will listen to a lecture by a special guest.

(lecture begins)

Student: Ugh, this is boring! (begins sleeping)

(lecture ends)

Teacher: Okay, for homework, please write a 500-word reflection paper on the lecture.

by The Real Driller May 7, 2019

juug page

A website used for stealing credit card information. A juug page usually refers to a website or specific page used to deceive buyers into entering their credit card information. This stolen credit card information can then used in a variety of illegal activities including narcotics, buying stolen goods, or engaging in activity on the dark web.

"I just got 3 cards off my juug page!" "Damn save that page man, we better use that one again..."

by TeejayX6 January 13, 2020

Paper Trail

Following your way to money.

Working hard to earn money.

The path to find money.

A paper chaser always follows the paper trail.

Brian is on one hell of a paper trail taking that new job.

If you're paper chasing you gotta follow that paper trail!

by R3DD June 21, 2010