Packing the Musket

V. Jerk off, beat off, the knuckle shuffle, masturbation. The motion used to pantomime masturbation is strangely close to the motion used to pack a Civil War style musket.

I woke up this morning with raging morning wood so I started packing the musket in the shower.

by the steve kramer August 19, 2011

dye pack

A radio-controlled device used by banks to foil a bank robbery by causing stolen cash to be permanently marked with dye shortly after a robbery.

Damn, the score was useless after the dye pack went off.

by egg_succ January 24, 2021

prize pack

A towel and lube, prepared in advance for Anal sex.

She told me if I cleaned the house I'd win the prize pack. I cleaned the house.

by Troubled Charlie February 22, 2011

packing pine

Slang for an erection concealed in a man's trousers

"Holy cow, that man sure is packing pine! He must be happy to be here!"

by tbnguy March 16, 2009

Packing Beef

A multi-definition word of a sexual nature used for:

1. Referring to a male who is is graciously endowed and extremely well hung.

2. A reference to vigorous railing of the vagina or ass.

3. When the hot female you are with is found to be packing little something extra down there.

My tinder date tuned out to be packing heat. I gave him a two handed old fashioned in the Kroger parking lot and there were inches spare.

I walked in on my uncle packing beef with my brother.

That hot chick I picked up at the club turned out to be packing beef but it’s all good. A holes a hole. Amma right?

by Dick Onchin December 3, 2020

pen pack

Group of guys standing around one girl, while she performs oral sex on all of them alternating frequently between each guy.

Hey wanna get together with the guys for a pen pack with Lisa tonight?

by missiera April 7, 2011

pack of grass

pack of grass is a famous youtuber/streamer who got popular by creating content while playing a indie horror game.
His real name is janusz and he's from Poland.

pack of grass?
no.

by FuckBaimers February 24, 2023