the head of the penis (the pud) is chopped off and cooked and flavored to make muffins. it can be served with frosting or any topping you like. they are made in a pan and can also go good with a shot of jizz juice.
Dude: these are amazing!!
Chick: thanks! do you really like my pud muffins?
Dude: yes i love them! i need the recipe!
Chick: grab a knife and pull down your pants!
Chick: thanks! do you really like my pud muffins?
Dude: yes i love them! i need the recipe!
Chick: grab a knife and pull down your pants!
by hi2224 November 10, 2010

a chubby, pale white girl who is sexually promiscuous. A VP is not physically attractive, but has a reputation for being very talented sexually, especially at oral sex.
by BillCozby May 20, 2010

by Lord Sebastian Cruddington of Warminster de Grouch November 3, 2003

cum-pudding is a favorite dessert of mine -- made by several guys jacking off and having cumgasms in it as you make it -- my favorite flavor is Cum Creme!
by USAF Cadet November 9, 2020

Plum Pudding is what my cadet roomie, Matt makes when he pushes plums up my boy-hole and fucks me until he has a cumgasm, which he makes me eat afterward -- Yum!
by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020

by Law and January 22, 2008

(Noun) A dude who you're friends with one on one, but when you hang out with your crew, you join in and bust his balls like everyone else.
(Verb) To treat someone like a pud buddy.
(Verb) To treat someone like a pud buddy.
(Noun) I was over at Mike's house and it was all cool, but as soon as we went down to the bar to catch the game he treated me like his pud buddy.
(Verb) Dude, why are you always pud buddying me whenever we hang out with Mike and Jim?
(Verb) Dude, why are you always pud buddying me whenever we hang out with Mike and Jim?
by Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude October 5, 2013
