Brofessional

The one bro in your group that is pro at everything

Your friend Steve the brofessional should play in the Brolypics.

by datdude111 August 16, 2011

Brofessional

one who is a Professional Bro, who not only excels but pillages in all forms of partying, including, but not limited to: drinking, smoking, smoking cigarettes, talking to girls, handling liquor, and getting out of shit while your drunk.

"Gotta hand it to mitch, kid was a brofessional tonight."

by Old Man Jasper November 2, 2011

Professionals

They have standards...

Mr Mundee: Professionals, have standards, Be polite, Be efficient, have to a plan to kill everyone you meet.

by SirCheeseEater! June 19, 2020

Professionally Develop

v. To give stern advice to someone and let them know they are wrong, clueless, or acting out of line

Jenny was acting drunk at the bar, so I professionally developed her and told her to get it together.

by Fat Free Latte November 1, 2015

Profesional virgin

A male or female with 0 partners, often rejecting anyone who asks them out.

Profesional virgin is term often used in Sigma or league of legends community, but is used in other communities as well. This term fits anyone who sold his soul to big company like Gaijin, Riot, Blizzard etc.

1. Hey i downloaded this fun game called League of legends.
2. So youre profesional virgin then?

by Arcainmaster December 19, 2022

professiosnail

1) To work unbelievably slowly whilst putting up pretence of professionalism and competence

2) To do the above unintentionally

1) "why you working so slow?", Bobby
"what!? what!?" Miranda
"you're such a professiosnail" Bobby

2) "why d'ya think you're all dat, sucking up to the man"
"don't hate the playa, hate the professiosnail"

by JarvanSB July 1, 2009

profashional

one of my college time word-mergers. wordmerger
Used then to describe store design project.

Basically intended to mean:
the blending of fashionable attire within and related to your chosen profession.

This suit will provide just the right "profashional" edge during the interview.

by nojob Bob February 5, 2010