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Preston

A true gentleman and old soul at heart. Preston's see the glass as full all of the time just half filled with air, and the other half filled with water, or more preferably with coffee. Preston's are kind and generous, sweet although they don't really like eating candy. Usually waiting till marriage to have sex, they gather a massive amount foreplay, and dirty sex ideas throughout their years before marriage to keep their wives faithful to them. Though they don't actually need them due to their charisma, kindness, and love for their spouse and them for him.
So how was he during the honeymoon?

OH MY GOD, He was such a PRESTON.

So did it get a little dirty and kinky?

A LITTLE!? He was revving my engine the WHOLE TIME!
by Leon Pierre October 31, 2017
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preston lewis

A light skin fuck boy jerk who leads girls on but knows that he can’t commit to one.
by Shhsbwkwbedbsmwl May 15, 2020
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Preston

Preston is an amazing boyfriend. We've been dating for about a year now and he's changed my life so so much. We've had a lot of up's and downs and I can tell that we really love each other. It's easy to communicate with him and he will listen to you no matter what. He is sooo thoughtful. He'll remember things that you may not and it's the sweetest thing to think that when you were just rambling he was still listening. He also has the most GORGEOUS hazel eyes. He is hilarious you will ALWAYS laugh at least once when you're with him. He is also so caring. When you're in a tricky situation he is not afraid to step in and help you fogure out what to do next. He is an amazing older brother (when he's not bothering him) and an even better son. He is an amazing gift giver, and he so good with words less can mean more. He is the best boyfriend I could have ever asked for and i love how we grew together instead of apart. I love Preston
Is that Preston?
Yes! Isn't he so sweet, funny, and supercalifragilisticexpialidociously amazing?!
by wompwomplover February 16, 2024
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Preston

The type of person that would be ruined by fanfiction
Preston: What a lovely day to go on discord
Rando: Heres a fucking fanfiction to ruin your day
by I_want_pain December 2, 2019
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preston petrie

He is just an opp
That guy is an opp. His name must be Preston Petrie
by Fax Machine50 April 18, 2022
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Preston

Preston is kinda whack. He likes to make jokes about necrophilia, bestiality, and pedophilia. He is a kink shamer. Preston has some weird kinks himself. Preston has 3 kindeys. Preston has a broken leg, because he is stupid. Preston does not like to have fun. He likes to go to the store. The weed store. And other stores. Adult stores. Preston is overall a big ass weeb.
I don't like Preston.
by AttackOnTheHetalianFairy September 26, 2019
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Preston accent

Yuck you have a Preston accent. Excuse me whilst my ears bleed
by 9.9.9.9.9 March 18, 2024
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