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Plant hoes are individuals, usually women from the ages of 18-45, who impulsively buy plants (usually "rare" species of Philodendron, Anthurium, Monstera, Epipremnum, etc) that generally have uniform coloration, leaf morphology and growth patterns. This behavior usually stems from the excessive need to fit into consumerist culture, except instead of the new shiny Samsung or Apple smartphone, it's an excessive collection of relatively monotone plants that serve no purpose other than fill the vapid ego of their owner. As soon as a new obsession (usually in the form of twenty plants from Ecuagenera imports) begins, the other "rare" plants that they hoarded are neglected, and left to suffer amongst the thousands of other plants that hoard their studio apartments. Plant hoes are generally identified by these following features:
1. Soulless, insect-like eyes that light up only for certain aroid species.
2. A constantly overdrawn bank account, rampant credit card debt, or loans taken out to satiate their shopping addiction.
3. Impulsivity only stemmed from the consumerist desire for rarer plant species.
4. Call their hoarding of plants "a jungle" as a coping mechanism.
5. When asked to elaborate more on why they procured their plants, the typical response usually pertains to how everyone had it, rather than more detailed information on the plant itself.
1. Soulless, insect-like eyes that light up only for certain aroid species.
2. A constantly overdrawn bank account, rampant credit card debt, or loans taken out to satiate their shopping addiction.
3. Impulsivity only stemmed from the consumerist desire for rarer plant species.
4. Call their hoarding of plants "a jungle" as a coping mechanism.
5. When asked to elaborate more on why they procured their plants, the typical response usually pertains to how everyone had it, rather than more detailed information on the plant itself.
Person 1: "Jesus, why is David buying every golden pothos he sees in the garden isle?"
Person 2: "He's a plant hoe, he needs to fill his soul with a bunch of useless plants."
Person 2: "He's a plant hoe, he needs to fill his soul with a bunch of useless plants."
by anonymous January 1, 2022
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I'm having a plant purge at 7pm today! Rules will be posted soon, I have some rare monsteras, some commons and more!
by Freedom Phoenix February 27, 2022
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Leaves are the nipples of the trees, Why: because Flower petals are what hold the Nectar of the plant. So maybe that would make the flower the nipple and the leaf hands, for the Branches that bend and are flexible. Are the arms? Roots are the feet.
Leaves are the nipples of the trees, why: because Flower petals are what hold the Nectar of the plant. So maybe that would make the flower the nipple and the leaf hands, for the Branches that bend and are flexible. Are the arms? Roots are the feet. The tree is the body, with the soil as the ground. The roots hold the plant up while branches and leaves keep it cool by shading it from heat or sun
Plants evolved from single-celled organisms like bacteria and archaea, some of which developed into larger more complex organisms,....
In essence, plants or trees in themselves have nipples, it is just the nipples that have that of work to bring others to feed from those nipples, as kids are seed, or fruit to some, saying what is the mapping of how trees have nipples, which as long as there are flowers, then those are trees that have nipples.
Leaves are the nipples of the trees, Why: because Flower petals are what hold the Nectar of the plant. So maybe that would make the flower the nipple and the leaf hands, for the Branches that bend and are flexible. Are the arms? Roots are the feet.
Leaves are the nipples of the trees, why: because Flower petals are what hold the Nectar of the plant. So maybe that would make the flower the nipple and the leaf hands, for the Branches that bend and are flexible. Are the arms? Roots are the feet. The tree is the body, with the soil as the ground. The roots hold the plant up while branches and leaves keep it cool by shading it from heat or sun
Plants evolved from single-celled organisms like bacteria and archaea, some of which developed into larger more complex organisms,....
In essence, plants or trees in themselves have nipples, it is just the nipples that have that of work to bring others to feed from those nipples, as kids are seed, or fruit to some, saying what is the mapping of how trees have nipples, which as long as there are flowers, then those are trees that have nipples.
Look at how the plant nipple s are able to get the bees and the Hummingbirds; to get to that nectar.
it's my grandmother's favorite bird,
well, if you're willing and well, let's put so many plant nipples out so that we can she can see them, and we can smell the flowers too like roses A.K.A. plant nipple s, are your favorite flower to small of the pheromones that are from the plant.
Okay, so if plants have sex Organs, and pheromones, And they also provide shade. And fruit. I guess all trees layer the ultimate giving tree. With some pretty nice plant nipple.
it's my grandmother's favorite bird,
well, if you're willing and well, let's put so many plant nipples out so that we can she can see them, and we can smell the flowers too like roses A.K.A. plant nipple s, are your favorite flower to small of the pheromones that are from the plant.
Okay, so if plants have sex Organs, and pheromones, And they also provide shade. And fruit. I guess all trees layer the ultimate giving tree. With some pretty nice plant nipple.
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I got into an argument with a plantsplainer yesterday who insisted my pumpkin was a watermelon and scolded me to prune my perfectly healthy tomatoes full of fruit.
by AndiPlants July 2, 2022
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My friend Ethan is not a furry, he is a Plantie. That means he likes to dress up as a plant instead of an animal like a furry.
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