Beef Pirate

One who confiscates beef without permisson.

That beef pirate just grabbed my salami!

by Will July 28, 2003

Somali Pirates

Heroes off the coast of Somalia

Guy 1: Those Somali Pirates hijacked another ship
Guy 2: Yeah man, they're protecting Somalian waters

by wcss April 21, 2009

Pickle Pirate

A man who sucks a married man's cock.

Gordie left his wife at home to go skiing with Bob for the weekend. Not only is Bob closeted, he is a friggin Pickle Pirate.

by Three Blocks January 29, 2009

sneaky pirate

A sneaky Pirate is when a man is taking a girl from behind then spits on her back making her turn around. then he will poke her in the eye with his penis.

My eye hurts from the sneaky Pirate john gave me last night

by s13dws December 9, 2006

ass pirate

mainly homosexuals. One who partakes in the insertion of a phallic object in a female or males anus, mainly a penis.

Adrian is an ass pirate. He likes to do guys in the ass.

by ookiemonster April 21, 2003

Friend Pirate

An individual who has mastered the art of stealing the friends of others, specifically ex-girlfriends, through a complex issuance of charm, generosity, flirtation, and guile.

Ever since Shaniqua and Doug broke up all her friends want to kick w/ him.... he's a total friend pirate!

by Foster G August 29, 2009

Patch Pirate

One in the bass fishing community who shows up to to tournaments and other gatherings wearing patches and logos of product found in the fishing world trying to portray the image of affiliation with a brand. Gernerally speaking these are the type of people who are on internet forums preaching the word of fishing and how great they are, but are usually posers' who work a regular 9-5 job and would like others to think they are professional fisherman.

"At least you will look like you know what you are doing if you fish with that patch pirate."

by Captain Fabulous April 24, 2008