peasant

An owner of two or less computers, all of which are Windows 98 or below. Peasants are often DOS users, among which Windows 3.x computers are common. Although DOS users do everything the hard way, and I respect that and do the same usually, they are not considered equal because Microsoft doesn't make many upgrades for their computers any more.

Microsoft executed another peasant today, they killed its computer by overloading its RAM, all 1.5 megabytes.

by Kierin February 6, 2006

Peaseblossom

A beautiful name for a smitten kitten. She claws and hisses most of the time, but when you have a moment alone she can be a welcome companion.

That's my cat, Peaseblossom.

by pipiheads June 30, 2011

easy peasy pumpkin peasy

one of gerard way's best quotes

Gerard: This shit is easy peasy pumpkin peasy pumpkin pie motherfucker
Everyone else: * is killed by the sass

by mcr xD November 7, 2020

Peasant

A person often regarded as a low life, ranking under that of humanity. He/She is a tool used by others of higher status.

I was outside on a lovely day and noticed my "Peasant" 'Josh Walker' farming my crops, at that point i knew i was BOSS!.

by Dr. Kwan October 30, 2011

peasant

A person who does not study IB (international Baccalaureate), particularly someone who studies SACE.

Harry and luke (SACE students): hey wanna catch up on the weekend

Paul: HMPH! Dont talk to me SACE peasant

by physcopthatic jek July 4, 2011

peasant boy

A poor person who is unable to pay for drinks or a round of shots for their boys and is only able to get drunk by stealing boozes or mooching of others kindness.

The ole beer and pee swap, that is what the peasant boy gets for drinking beer thru a straw when nobody was looking. Classic bait and switch.

by KingBullshark September 22, 2014

Peasant

A female that cheats on the man she is about to marry with a boy from high school

Peasant

by Red1521 November 8, 2017