Optimetrist

One skilled in the science and prescription of making the future look brighter, through use of corrective lenses.

After months of treatment for chronic depression, to no avail, the Doctor concluded my condition was incurable under his direction and reffered me to an Optimetrist.

by High Numbers June 12, 2011

Best option

When a pompous ass tries to do something that he is incapable of doing. This self absorbed person thinks they are the best option for anything compared to anyone else.

I'm the best option.

by Creepusmaximus December 31, 2009

Optimus Rhyme

The combination of two totally unrelated things that, when mixed together, create a retarded hell-spawned abomination of god.

a. "Dude, I've decided to mix my love for hip hop and transformers!"

"Oh god..."

"And I'm calling myself Optimus Rhyme!"

"Oh christ..."

b. "Dude, putting chocolate covered hotdogs on your pizza is a mistake. A Real Optimus Rhyme, dude."

by Ken Hanley July 26, 2006

OpTiMaTeZ

OpTiMaTeZ - Latin for Great Lord
Also the fitting AIM screen name of an awsome guy that owns at just about everything possible

OpTiMaTeZ owns BlackStapler

by OpTiMaTeZ April 14, 2005

Option Three

You have three choices when waking up to a roommate having sex in your room. Option three is to ask to join.

<load moaning>
"Hey guys can I join?"
"No one actually takes option three!"

by eh- March 18, 2008

Optimus Grime

The grossest level possible. An insult used on only the grimeyst of the grimey. Similar to janky except to a far worse degree. Intended to insult the biggest slut in your area.

John: "Dude, I heard Margaret willingly hooked up with six dudes at once in a cemetary!"

David: "Probably - They don't call her Optimus Grime for no reason."

by Roddoesitbig October 5, 2010

Optimus Prime

Transgender ppl who r also bisexual and every other gender there is

Wow its optimus prime

by Hicklenators July 23, 2020