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Open Relationship 

Taylor: HI! honey how was your night

Desmond: Great I f*ucked 12 girls

Taylor: Oh :(

Desmond: Were in and Open Relationship Bitch

open road salute

A gesture used by motorcyclists to pay homage to one another at rallies, shows, and events focusing on motorcycles; performed by extending both hands outward in front of the body, with hands clenched as if holding motocycle handlerbars, typically accompanied by a nodding of the head, as if to communicate acknowledgement. Can be referred to as ORS.
"When those guys saw I had on my 'Ride Free' t-shirt, they all gave me the ORS. Man, I was stoked."

Open relationship 

Something so stupid, it will end stupidity as we know it
Hey baby, I want an open relationship.

Stupidity disappears

open mind 

A mind that takes in every scrap of garbage tossed at it, much like an open mouth takes in flies, mosquitoes, and other trash.

An open mind is not subject to the filters that an educated person uses to keep out the trash.
An educated person has a filter on his or her mind that keeps out garbage such as network TV shows, hip hop lyrics, and strident speeches by Quean Hillary Clinton.

Just as an intelligent biker keeps his mouth shut while he rides, an intelligent keeps his mind shut when idiotic ideas fill the air.

An open mind, kept open without discrimination, soon gets filled with bilge.

The liberal says, "just because an idea is unpopular, that doesn't mean it's not true." That's right liberal! And the converse is also true: Just because an idea is popular, that doesn't mean it's true.
open mind by Capn' Bullmoose October 2, 2007

open season 

the act of lifting someones shirt and slapping them in the back with both hands. Most effective when performed with an accomplice. obviously it must be a surprise to the victim for maximum hilarity.
Dude, did you just see Danny open season Keith Edie into those lockers? He cried.
open season by reid sellen January 8, 2009

open space 

Open space is what californians call parks. It is definitely a cali term.
Cali girl: hey lets go for a walk in the open space by my house!
non-cali-person: what the fuck is an open space, you mean the park/field?
open space by not from cali November 15, 2013